Fantasy Rosters (for Week 16)   (1)Not Tom, I'm Rich (Jack/Steamer) Justin Bridenbaker QB Orton, Kyle CHI    QB Schaub, Matt HOU    QB Thigpen, Tyler KCC    RB Drew, Maurice JAC    RB Hightower, Tim ARI    RB Morris, Sammy NEP    RB Thomas, Pierre NOS    RB Westbrook, Brian PHI    WR Avery, Donnie STL    WR Ginn Jr., Ted MIA    WR Jackson, Vincent SDC    WR Jennings, Greg GBP    WR Toomer, Amani NYG    TE Witten, Jason DAL    K Elam, Jason ATL    K Longwell, Ryan MIN    DT Green Bay Packers GBP    DT Tampa Bay Buccaneers TBB    18 Total Players   (2) Slit and Run (Stones) Eric B Stone QB Cutler, Jay DEN    QB McNabb, Donovan PHI    QB Rodgers, Aaron GBP    RB Barber, Marion DAL    RB Forte, Matt CHI    RB Slaton, Steve HOU    RB Ward, Derrick NYG    RB Washington, Leon NYJ    WR Bryant, Antonio TBB    WR Marshall, Brandon DEN    WR Moss, Randy NEP    WR Smith, Steve CAR    K Crosby, Mason GBP    K Hartley, Garrett NOS    DT Buffalo Bills BUF    DT New England Patriots NEP    DT New Orleans Saints NOS    DT New York Jets NYJ    18 Total Players   (3)The Dark Knight (Rod/Kip) Thomas A Kippley QB Brees, Drew NOS    QB Manning, Eli NYG    RB Benson, Cedric CIN    RB Green-Ellis, BenJarvus NEP    RB Jackson, Steven STL    RB Johnson, Chris X TEN    RB Jones, Julius SEA    RB Pittman, Antonio STL    RB White, LenDale TEN    RB Young, Selvin DEN    WR Berrian, Bernard MIN    WR Bowe, Dwayne KCC    WR Evans, Lee BUF    WR Harrison, Marvin IND    WR Moore, Lance NOS    K Bironas, Rob TEN    K Hanson, Jason DET    DT New York Giants NYG    18 Total Players   (4) Billy & His 2 Boys (Zock/Matt) David J Resetarits QB Bollinger, Brooks DAL    QB Johnson, Brad DAL    QB Leinart, Matt ARI    QB Warner, Kurt ARI    RB Anderson, Deon DAL    RB Choice, Tashard DAL    RB Cruz, Ronnie DAL    RB Jones, Felix DAL    RB Parker, Willie PIT    RB Peterson, Adrian X MIN    RB Taylor, Chester MIN    WR Branch, Deion SEA    WR Hurd, Sam DAL    WR Royal, Eddie DEN    WR Stanback, Isaiah DAL    WR Welker, Wes NEP    K Folk, Nick DAL    DT Dallas Cowboys DAL    18 Total Players   (5)18 jerks & a squirt (Kenny/Cork) Ken P Pelletier QB Garrard, David JAC    QB Manning, Peyton IND    QB Young, Vince TEN    RB Jacobs, Brandon NYG    RB Jones, Kevin CHI    RB Jones, Thomas NYJ    RB Portis, Clinton WAS    RB Williams, DeAngelo CAR    WR Boldin, Anquan ARI    WR Colston, Marques NOS    WR Crayton, Patrick DAL    WR Stallworth, Donte' CLE    TE Gates, Antonio SDC    K Brown, Josh STL    K Graham, Shayne CIN    DT Denver Broncos DEN    DT Pittsburgh Steelers PIT    DT Washington Redskins WAS    18 Total Players   Circle of "O" (Rich/Oder) Rich Rodriguez QB Pennington, Chad MIA    QB Romo, Tony DAL    RB Dunn, Warrick TBB    RB Grant, Ryan GBP    RB Green, Ahman HOU    RB Jackson, Fred BUF    RB Lewis, Jamal CLE    RB Smith, Kevin DET    WR Breaston, Steve ARI    WR Coles, Laveranues NYJ    WR Henderson, Devery NOS    WR Moss, Santana WAS    WR Owens, Terrell DAL    TE Winslow, Kellen CLE    K Gostkowski, Stephen NEP    K Scobee, Josh JAC    DT Minnesota Vikings MIN    DT Philadelphia Eagles PHI    18 Total Players   Hey Would U Drive Me (Bill/Joe) Joe Burns QB Edwards, Trent BUF    QB Favre, Brett NYJ    QB Roethlisberger, Ben PIT    RB Brown, Ronnie MIA    RB Graham, Earnest TBB    RB McFadden, Darren OAK    RB Sproles, Darren SDC    RB Tomlinson, LaDainian SDC    WR Galloway, Joey TBB    WR Henry, Chris CIN    WR Patten, David NOS    WR Ward, Hines PIT    WR Wayne, Reggie IND    WR White, Roddy ATL    K Kasay, John CAR    K Vinatieri, Adam IND    DT Carolina Panthers CAR    DT Tennessee Titans TEN    18 Total Players   Lou Fabs is a pussy (Zed/Lou) Zed /Lou QB Bulger, Marc STL    QB Campbell, Jason WAS    QB Rivers, Philip SDC    RB Addai, Joseph IND    RB Alexander, Shaun FA    RB Fargas, Justin OAK    RB Rhodes, Dominic IND    RB Turner, Michael ATL    WR Edwards, Braylon CLE    WR Houshmandzadeh, T.J. CIN    WR Johnson, Andre HOU    WR Williams, Roy X DAL    TE Clark, Dallas IND    TE Cooley, Chris WAS    K Carney, John NYG    K Kaeding, Nate SDC    DT Cleveland Browns CLE    DT Miami Dolphins MIA    18 Total Players   Priapism Trio (Martee etc.) Robert M Suffoletta QB Cassel, Matt NEP    QB Hill, Shaun SFO    RB Johnson, Larry KCC    RB McGahee, Willis BAL    RB Morris, Maurice SEA    RB Norwood, Jerious ATL    RB Rice, Ray BAL    RB Williams, Cadillac TBB    RB Williams, Ricky MIA    WR Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ    WR Engram, Bobby SEA    WR Fitzgerald, Larry ARI    WR Johnson, Calvin DET    WR Muhammad, Muhsin CAR    K Mare, Olindo SEA    DT Arizona Cardinals ARI    DT Houston Texans HOU    DT San Diego Chargers SDC    18 Total Players   Scott and Dan's Balls (Tommy/Bob) Tom J Whetham QB Delhomme, Jake CAR    QB Ryan, Matt ATL    RB Betts, Ladell WAS    RB Buckhalter, Correll PHI    RB Foster, DeShaun SFO    RB Gore, Frank SFO    RB Lynch, Marshawn BUF    RB Stewart, Jonathan CAR    WR Bruce, Isaac SFO    WR Driver, Donald GBP    WR Holmes, Santonio PIT    WR Holt, Torry STL    WR Jackson, DeSean PHI    WR Mason, Derrick BAL    TE Gonzalez, Tony KCC    K Brown, Kris HOU    DT Baltimore Ravens BAL    DT Chicago Bears CHI    18 Total Players