Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Whiskey DK | 2-1 | 389 | 1.000 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 1 |
 | Team Discovery Channel | 3-0 | 365 | 0.857 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 7 |
 | Detroit Ryans | 1-2 | 383 | 0.808 | 9 | 2 | 5 | 2 |
 | Billy's Live Bait | 3-0 | 333 | 0.738 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 8 |
 | Turds Ferguson | 2-1 | 325 | 0.707 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 5 |
 | Cheezy Bizsnatches | 1-2 | 318 | 0.687 | 7 | 8 | 5 | 3 |
 | Monkey Spank | 1-2 | 307 | 0.643 | 5 | 9 | 3 | 4 |
 | Lazy Queefers | 1-2 | 351 | 0.603 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 9 |
 | Lord Forte | 0-3 | 327 | 0.536 | 10 | 6 | 5 | 6 |
 | Happy Endings | 1-2 | 256 | 0.389 | 8 | 10 | 10 | 10 |
