Guest of the League
Points
| NFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Coxzilla Crushers | 337 | |
 | The Clots | 331 | -6 |
 | WHO DEY | 284 | -53 |
 | Wart Hogs | 246 | -91 |
 | Hairy Black Balls | 226 | -111 |
| AFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | BallBusters | 394 | |
 | Towel Boys | 366 | -28 |
 | Wacker's Smackers | 356 | -38 |
 | Indy United | 324 | -70 |
 | Crab Man | 207 | -187 |
