Guest of the League
Points
| NFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | The Clots | 331 | |
 | Coxzilla Crushers | 331 | |
 | WHO DEY | 283 | -48 |
 | Wart Hogs | 246 | -85 |
 | Hairy Black Balls | 220 | -111 |
| AFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | BallBusters | 394 | |
 | Towel Boys | 366 | -28 |
 | Wacker's Smackers | 356 | -38 |
 | Indy United | 324 | -70 |
 | Crab Man | 207 | -187 |
