Guest of the League
Points
| NFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Coxzilla Crushers | 355 | |
 | The Clots | 331 | -24 |
 | WHO DEY | 288 | -67 |
 | Wart Hogs | 255 | -100 |
 | Hairy Black Balls | 238 | -117 |
| AFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | BallBusters | 400 | |
 | Towel Boys | 372 | -28 |
 | Wacker's Smackers | 356 | -44 |
 | Indy United | 324 | -76 |
 | Crab Man | 207 | -193 |
