Guest of the League
Points
| NFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Coxzilla Crushers | 326 | |
 | The Clots | 298 | -28 |
 | WHO DEY | 283 | -43 |
 | Wart Hogs | 246 | -80 |
 | Hairy Black Balls | 220 | -106 |
| AFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | BallBusters | 391 | |
 | Towel Boys | 366 | -25 |
 | Wacker's Smackers | 326 | -65 |
 | Indy United | 321 | -70 |
 | Crab Man | 206 | -185 |
