Guest of the League
Points
| NFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Coxzilla Crushers | 279 | |
 | WHO DEY | 263 | -16 |
 | The Clots | 230 | -49 |
 | Wart Hogs | 203 | -76 |
 | Hairy Black Balls | 175 | -104 |
| AFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | BallBusters | 358 | |
 | Towel Boys | 312 | -46 |
 | Wacker's Smackers | 269 | -89 |
 | Indy United | 222 | -136 |
 | Crab Man | 150 | -208 |
