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Evil Monkeys Tue Nov 12 8:16am ET
And your still a loser. :)
'DERS Mon Nov 11 9:29pm ET
GS-00 triggered…Mission Accomplished! Minimal effort required!
Evil Monkeys Mon Nov 11 4:38pm ET

'DERS wrote:We all know jealousy is not a feeling any human being has ever had towards you.  Now get outside and wash that minivan!


You such a douchebag and it shows all the time. Sticks and stones mean nothing, your still a loser there buddy.

 

'DERS Mon Nov 11 11:51am ET

We all know jealousy is not a feeling any human being has ever had towards you.  Now get outside and wash that minivan!

Evil Monkeys Mon Nov 11 6:45am ET
Edited: Mon Nov 11 8:03am ET

Jealous much? Not worth it….

'DERS Sun Nov 10 11:03pm ET
I just want everyone to know that I work for the government, so….?
Fortunato Enterprises Sun Nov 10 2:05pm ET
Top 20 single game receiving performance of all time side by side with an average day for a kicker. It’s just a timely and concrete demonstration of how broken the scoring is. Whatever, majority rules, I will move on now.
Fortunato Enterprises Sun Nov 10 2:05pm ET
Top 20 single game receiving performance of all time side by side with an average day for a kicker. It’s just a timely and concrete demonstration of how broken the scoring is. Whatever, majority rules, I will move on now.
Evil Monkeys Fri Nov 8 6:02am ET
Edited: Fri Nov 8 6:25am ET
You’re always welcome to quit if you don’t like it. Kickers are important and that was week 2, it’s way past week 2. Live in the now already…..week to week every player and team has a shot and that’s the entire point. Stop trying to lessen kickers and move on.
Fortunato Enterprises Fri Nov 8 12:15am ET
Edited: Fri Nov 8 1:17am ET
Jamar Chase - edit: 11 catches for 250+ yards and 3 TDs. 54 points

The New Orleans kicker in week 2 — 4 FG and 1 XP. 53 points.

Majority rules but it’s still a joke of a scoring system.
BUDDHA BANDITZ Tue Nov 5 9:03am ET

The board is alive with the sound of shit talk!!!!!!!!  I don't know how to enter a musical note

Commissioner Sun Oct 20 5:35pm ET
Edited: Sun Oct 20 5:35pm ET by Commissioner
Reminder:

Anyone you want on taxi squad (IR) protected for next year, needs to be placed on this week. Wednesday 23rd is deadline.

You can still place players on squad/IR after but will not be protected from FA. Any questions regarding pleas let Robbie or myself know.

And go Skins! (Sorry Stacy and Bob!)
Otto Draught Tue Oct 15 11:51am ET

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • Austin Ekeler RB WAS
  • Trevor Lawrence QB JAX
  • Rico Dowdle RB DAL
  • Devin Singletary RB NYG
  • Keenan Allen WR CHI
  • Christian Kirk WR JAX
  • D.J. Moore WR CHI
  • Kyle Pitts TE ATL
  • Dalton Schultz TE HOU

Would look to gain picks.

Commissioner Mon Oct 14 6:50pm ET
Reminder:

Players placed on the Taxi Squad (IR) by or on Wednesday prior to week 8 are protected from Free Agency (see below, Section VII, Part a.) after the season.
Once the Wednesday prior to week 8 has past, a player place on IR is still reserved, but not protected from Free Agency.


Still have a little time but wanted to remind!
Commissioner Fri Oct 4 10:12pm ET

League has voted, by league rules a majority is needed to change. Which with 90% vote in, cannot reach 60% majority needed.  For now Place Kicker changes are tabled and can be revisited for vote if proposed properly for 2026 season. 

Tight early season race in both divisions for playoff spots! with Bye weeks starting, the real fun and challenge begins! 

 

  1. Rule Changes
    1. All rule changes should be properly thought out, composed in writing and submitted to the league in a private post or through text to the commissioners (this means both) to be reviewed a minimum of one week prior to the Draft (second week of August).
      1. This facilitates discussion and allows for any changes to the proposal that might be appropriate
    2. Properly submitted rule change proposals may be voted on at the draft and (if changes are voted in) take effect for the following season within logical discretion.
  • Owners, or a representative, must be present at the meeting to vote.
  1. There must be a quorum (minimum) of 8 owners present to vote on a rule change.
  2. Adopting a rule change requires 6 ‘yes’ votes out of the owners present.
  3. If necessary, the Commissioner may hold emergency rules or league issues votes via the league’s poll feature.
Commissioner Wed Oct 2 9:43am ET

Bob and Tim's game. 

Waiting to see if any scoring changes process but adjusting now. Tim wins currently w/ 38 points tie breaker (off and Def) to Bobs 37 (did not have a def tie break started.

If scoring adjustment from NFL occurs that changes outcome, I will correct back. 

Evil Monkeys Tue Oct 1 10:25pm ET
Let’s talk about how archaic it is for me to have to start a TE when there are like three of four worth a shit. Leave the kickers alone.
Evil Monkeys Tue Oct 1 10:24pm ET
Kickers lives matter! Neuter pets, not kickers! :)
Alpha Ninjas Mon Sep 30 6:17pm ET

Koo had 4 FGs, 2 XP = 14 football points and 45 fantasy points

Jordan Love = 4 TDs, 2 Xpts = 28 football points and 47 fantasy points (of which also include 32 completions for 389 yds)

Why is the kicker getting the same fantasy points for half the football points contribution??

I get that kickers are contributors and vital but this scoring system is outdated and is skewed way too much. 

 

 

Fortunato Enterprises Fri Sep 27 7:06pm ET
Edited: Fri Sep 27 7:11pm ET

If you think Aubrey was a bigger factor than Lamb in the Cowboys win then I don't know what to say. 

Lamb's 55 yard TD was the difference in the game and worth 13 points (TD + reception + 55 yards).  Aubrey's 60 yard FG was worth 15, and would have been 20 if he was a yard further.  That makes no sense to me. 

Otto Draught Fri Sep 27 3:34pm ET

 

Aubrey scored 8 points for team. 2 kicks for 100 yards and 2 extra points. 

Lamb scored 6 points for team.   7 receptions for 98 yards and a Td 

Fortunato Enterprises Thu Sep 26 11:31pm ET

CeeDee Lamb:  7 receptions for 98 yards and a TD, 21 fantasy points

Brandon Aubrey:  2/3 field goals, 2/2 XP, 23 fantasy points

Commissioner Sun Sep 22 12:15pm ET

Think we all need a few days to cool down our heads. Poll is up (i will remove my smartass option) 

If yes wins,  I can collect some options and suggestions to vote on. 

Long season and I want to see more touchdowns as well. 

 

Fortunato Enterprises Sun Sep 22 10:11am ET
Lum — please post the poll so we can vote to make the change for next year.
Evil Monkeys Sat Sep 21 5:45am ET

This league is comical. If all you have to do is bitch about kicker scoring on a group text on a Friday night you really need to get a life. Thanks.

Otto Draught Thu Sep 19 10:24pm ET
Edited: Thu Sep 19 10:25pm ET

I mean some of those kickers were available and our still that put up 25 plus. 

Thanks to no off season actual 2 a days and anyone playing preseason, we are stuck with shit offense and hamstring pulls. Kickers are getting way more opportunity then normal early on. I agree a its a little up there...  however, scoring 15 to 21 points for actual teams 

(place kicker not counting extra points) real life is worth more then 100 yards and td in a victory. 

Let it play out and yes, will look to make adjustments for next year. Sorry just realized this was on mine on not commish. 

BUDDHA BANDITZ Tue Sep 17 9:09pm ET

Kamara has 5 TDs in 2 games and is 4th

BUDDHA BANDITZ Tue Sep 17 9:08pm ET

Top 3 scorers in the league are kickers...

BUDDHA BANDITZ Tue Sep 17 9:01pm ET

I agree the kickers need to be adjusted next year

Evil Monkeys Sun Sep 15 8:41pm ET
In kickers defense this week me gonna lose cuz me dumb not cuz of the kicker. :)
Fortunato Enterprises Sun Sep 15 7:02pm ET
Fred Warner had 9 tackles, a sack, INT, two forced fumbles and two passes defensed this week and scored 43 points.

Four kickers scored more than 44 points last week. That’s silly.

Lum can you please put it up for a vote so we can finally fix this for next year?
Evil Monkeys Wed Sep 11 9:35pm ET
Still disagree with neutering kickers so my vote is no. That won’t change. :)
Delinquents Tue Sep 10 9:31pm ET

I third putting Liz's proposed vote on Kicker Point change up for a poll.

Fortunato Enterprises Tue Sep 10 7:53pm ET
I second Liz’s proposal. It’s better than the one I posted. Let’s keep it simple. Can we please put it up for a vote now to be changed for next year?
Alpha Ninjas Tue Sep 10 7:25pm ET
Commissioners - I’d like to propose this change to kicker scoring - please post as a poll when you can, so we can get this vote underway.

FG up to 50yds = 3pts
FG 50-59yds = 4pts
FG 60+ = 5pts
Xpt = 1pt
Missed Xpt = -1

I think this is fair since TDs are worth 6 unless it’s extraordinary, that all FGs should be worth 3 unless extraordinary. We don’t give negatives for missed TDs but a missed Xpt should be penalized
Fortunato Enterprises Tue Sep 10 6:50pm ET
Stacy — I won this week and posted the same thing last year when my kicker scored 50+. It is really dumb that the top 4 scoring players this week are all kickers.

If anyone wants to vote on the proposal I made in the first post on the message board please do so. Let’s get this fixed for next year.
Alpha Ninjas Tue Sep 10 7:41am ET
Agree. Think about what other positions need to do to accomplish 50 points. A LB would need 5 sacks and 10 tackles in a game . A WR would need 5 TD with shit ton of catches and yards. It’s not equal. Please put up a poll so we can agree to change it. Then maybe another poll with different options on what to change it to?

Fortunato Enterprises wrote:
My annual post — kickers should not score 50 points. Let’s vote now to fix this for next year. Offseason voting doesn’t work.

Evil Monkeys Tue Sep 10 5:17am ET
I completely disagree. If a kicker has a stellar performance they should totally be able to make the difference. Don’t penalize a kicker cuz your players don’t perform and got beat by one.
Fortunato Enterprises Mon Sep 9 11:12pm ET
My annual post — kickers should not score 50 points. Let’s vote now to fix this for next year. Offseason voting doesn’t work.
Otto Draught Fri Sep 6 5:51pm ET

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • Kyle Pitts TE ATL
  • Trevor Lawrence QB JAX
  • Keenan Allen WR CHI
  • Christian Kirk WR JAX
  • Brock Bowers TE LV
  • Greg Dulcich TE DEN
  • Dalton Schultz TE HOU

Would look to gain picks.

Otto Draught Sun Sep 1 11:09pm ET

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • Trevor Lawrence QB JAX
  • Keenan Allen WR CHI
  • Christian Kirk WR JAX
  • Dalton Schultz TE HOU

Would look to gain picks.

Delinquents Mon Aug 26 8:30am ET
Edited: Mon Aug 26 6:01pm ET

Lum, I have Liz’s and Bob’s fees and will send to you with mine, $280 (110 + 110 + 60).  DONE

I do not have Tony’s $60 so he will need to send you that.

Commissioner Fri Aug 23 4:09pm ET
Edited: Wed Aug 28 10:35am ET by Commissioner

All Paid.. BP I see Sunday. 

Commissioner Sun Aug 18 4:18pm ET

Draft done. 

Pressing button to generate schedule. 

Delinquents Fri Aug 16 5:42pm ET
Edited: Fri Aug 16 6:10pm ET

To the commissioners, thank you for the transparency with making the adjustment.  Since it was after the deadline I am happy you reached out as I did have to adjust my board but had plenty of time to do so.

I would vote on any proposal entered as a poll.  I had some comments on the kicker rule a month ago, mainly I just didn't like more negatives for a missed FG, I think the -3 for missed PAT is enough, but agree with everything else.

Regarding the money, what is the collection/payment process this year?  And assuming still $110 until otherwise voted on but do believe it is probably a little late to vote on that one this year with Cuts already made.

Evil Monkeys Fri Aug 16 3:21pm ET
Edited: Fri Aug 16 4:09pm ET

Also, with everybody wanting to up the league buy in I am honestly really confused....is this for fun or is this for money and a trophy here? Maybe I just play with what would be $200 a little different out of my pocket investment wise. Just saying that if we are going to up the ante let's at least stop calling it "fun"...it's a competition for money at the end of the day guys. Not against it or some other things put forth, but let's start calling it what it is please. It's a bunch of friends gambling in order to try and win money and a trophy. And we can't put things up for vote with less than 48 hours to go. We gotta do that in the offseason not on or right before draft day. Thanks and enjoy the season everybody.

Good luck out there!

Evil Monkeys Fri Aug 16 3:15pm ET
Edited: Fri Aug 16 4:05pm ET

So since you put it here and seem to think I am the one wrong here. Where did I personally insult you exactly? All I did was call out the time stamps and point out that some of us are way busier than you are and yet we still got this right. But I am wrong for pointing out that a vote was done, past a very clear deadline and your being GIVEN back a player you should have been made to redraft under the league rules. And that is me attacking you personally how exactly? Honestly, this is backwards here…all I did was point out the facts and then vote no. If anybody is being attacked personally here it's me, but yeah let's go on you guys facts it's all good. On to the season already. Thanks all.

BUDDHA BANDITZ Fri Aug 16 1:12pm ET
In the words od Rodney King......"can't we all just get along"
I get that mistakes happen. I made one as well with my cuts and almost called to correct it. It just wasnt as bad to make it a thing but I would have asked and I think it would have been alright. We should raise the buy in, change the kicking stuff, if people want to change pay out % put it up for vote. This is for fun and we need not take everything so seriously. Life is too short. I appreciate all players, owners and my friends in this league.
Alpha Ninjas Fri Aug 16 11:14am ET

Stacy, I am not quite sure what's going on with you as of late but honestly, your tone/attitude isn't appreciated. This is supposed to be a fun league between old friends. I'm here to have a good time and keep in touch with a group of guys that I've been playing against for decades in the hopes of having the Ninjas name appear again on the Hammer trophy. I'm all for some good banter but personal insults are not cool. 

In regards to the rookie and IR FA protection - Robbie had brought it up and I had agreed - we should be able to remove the FA protection from Rookie and IR players on our own team if we don't want them protected from FA. For instance, I had Jamaal Williams on IR and come FA I didn't want to protect him and then ended up cutting him from my roster. In addition, I cut several rookies from my roster on my 20 man cut. So if we plan to cut the player or have no interest in protecting them, they should be a part of the FA cuts. Currently, if a protected player is picked in FA, then another number is pulled until an unprotected player is picked to be dropped as a FA. Robbie's suggestion would just allow us to unprotect players (Rookies or IR) we don't want on our rosters and open them up to being a FA pull. 

I think its a good suggestion and I would like to bring it for a vote prior to the draft if its not too late.

In addition, I would also like to vote on a new scoring system for Kickers if its not too late.

I am assuming that the league buy in is too late to vote on but would like to propose it for the next time we can vote on it. 

Evil Monkeys Fri Aug 16 5:57am ET
Edited: Fri Aug 16 9:22am ET

“Un protect rookie and IR players before FA”….doesn’t even make sense. Why don’t we just go back to rookie and franchise players if rookies aren’t protected after their rookie season….kinda defeats the purpose of protection doesn’t it?

 

All good here to play.. Thanks all.

Evil Monkeys Fri Aug 16 5:36am ET
And if we are voting on anything please put it up here on the site before the draft. Thanks.
Evil Monkeys Fri Aug 16 5:24am ET
What a crock of shit for real! At least we know you how you are about rules.
Alpha Ninjas Thu Aug 15 11:33am ET

Did these ever go to a vote? I wanted to bring back the ability to unprotect rookies and IR players also - before FA ... Are we voting on new things or do we now have to wait?

 

Fortunato Enterprises wrote:

Happy New League Year!  I have two proposals to keep the league fresh.  

Proposal 1:  Increase league fee -- we've had the same fee for 20 years.  Let's make it more interesting!

Increase fee to $200 ($2000 total) with following payouts:

Winner = $800

2nd = $400

3rd = $200 (gives semifinal losers another game)

Division winner = $200 (x2 = $400)

Wild card winner = $100 (x2 = $200)

Plus the $10 per person website / admin fee...

 

Proposal 2:  Kicker Scoring -- we give way too many points to the most random position.  

Current scoring:

1 pts for 1 to 20 yd FG
2 pts for 21 to 25 yd FG
3 pts for 26 to 30 yd FG
4 pts for 31 to 35 yd FG
6 pts for 36 to 40 yd FG
8 pts for 41 to 45 yd FG
10 pts for 46 to 50 yd FG
12 pts for 51 to 55 yd FG
15 pts for 56 to 60 yd FG
20 pts for 61 to 999 yd FG
1 pts for each made PAT
 
Missed FG = Not Used
-3 pts for each missed XP
 
Proposal -- let's keep it simple....3 points for every FG up to 40 yards, 4 points for 41-50, 6 points for 51-60, 8 points for 61+.  But minus 3 for every missed FG or XP.  


 

Alpha Ninjas Wed Aug 14 8:05pm ET
Thanks Commissioners. I will definitely be more careful in the future! Appreciate you all

Commissioner wrote:
Ironically, I have Roger Goodell doppelgänger sitting at table behind me at Trio currently.

I have fixed honest miscuts in offseason for team owners since league was founded. This was legit. And have always posted them to league with full transparency. This affects very little of anything for league, draft, and competitive fairness.

Co Commish agrees and majority of league.

Dell is back on Ninjas and intended cut of Brandon Stephen's DB Bal has been processed.

Please pay attention to avoid this in future.

Commissioner Wed Aug 14 7:25pm ET
Ironically, I have Roger Goodell doppelgänger sitting at table behind me at Trio currently.

I have fixed honest miscuts in offseason for team owners since league was founded. This was legit. And have always posted them to league with full transparency. This affects very little of anything for league, draft, and competitive fairness.

Co Commish agrees and majority of league.

Dell is back on Ninjas and intended cut of Brandon Stephen's DB Bal has been processed.

Please pay attention to avoid this in future.
Alpha Ninjas Wed Aug 14 7:15pm ET
Thank you

Return of the Mack wrote:
I support putting the player back on.

And, after all these years, its sad to see some folks still haven't learned to just shut the fuck up and be kind.

B

Alpha Ninjas Wed Aug 14 7:15pm ET
Thanks
Fortunato Enterprises wrote:
It was an obvious mistake. She’s not asking to drop a player who was injured after cuts. No one is going to be hurt by allowing the change. I say give back Tank Dell.


Alpha Ninjas Wed Aug 14 7:14pm ET
Thank you

REDSKINS wrote:

I'm fine with correcting what was obviously a mistake and giving Liz Dell back.



Return of the Mack Wed Aug 14 6:58pm ET
I support putting the player back on.

And, after all these years, its sad to see some folks still haven't learned to just shut the fuck up and be kind.

B
Fortunato Enterprises Wed Aug 14 5:56pm ET
It was an obvious mistake. She’s not asking to drop a player who was injured after cuts. No one is going to be hurt by allowing the change. I say give back Tank Dell.
Evil Monkeys Wed Aug 14 4:20pm ET
Edited: Wed Aug 14 4:21pm ET

I made an honest mistake years ago not yet fully knowing the rule and was punished for it. Part of that was I lost the player too. If she gets to knowingly make this mistake and get her player back with ZERO punishment I call full BS here for the record. There is no way she should get this player back it is way past the deadline and it is a flagrant violation of the league rules if it happens. Thanks.

'DERS Wed Aug 14 3:14pm ET

I'm fine with correcting what was obviously a mistake and giving Liz Dell back.

Evil Monkeys Wed Aug 14 2:53pm ET

Wow...that basis still holds no water compared to the written and agreed to league rule Liz. You should not be allowed to make the change. It is against the rules. Thanks.

Alpha Ninjas wrote:

It was actually less than 48 hours after the error was made. I highly doubt the Dell/Stephens swap would effect anyone's preparation in the last 48 hours.

My opinion also stands.

Evil Monkeys wrote:


WOW....insulting as you may see it here, as you stated you have been here long enough, it is a two step process and your asking three days later after some of us have already begun preparation and crossed names off depth charts. Your mistake honestly isn't my problem as an owner here. You clearly dropped the player, it is your mistake and my vote is you don't get him back. Now you can not like that all you want, but my opinion was asked, has been given and the commissioners office can do what they want from there. If they choose to allow you to very clearly break a league rule based on a democratic vote then what is the point of the rules?

Also, before you start bashing people over there.....I have a full time job, coach soccer teams, run a family of five that has three very active kids, own and run not one but TWO companies....etc...AND I still got this right!

Feel like trying that again over there?

Thanks.

 

 

 

Alpha Ninjas wrote:
I made the cuts on my laptop on Sat and they didn’t save so I did them from my phone on Sunday. I even have a picture of this I sent my son in a text message. Lum notified me on Sunday my cuts needed to be done thank goodness, bc I thought everything was done and save so I immediately jumped on my phone and did them. I went to print out free agency lists yesterday and noticed Tank Dell, one of my fav rookies from last year and texted Lum. Time stamp of notification? Why because something in the NFL changed and it matters?!
Honestly this shouldn’t be a big deal. I’ve never ever asked for any exception in the decades I’ve been in this league, have always paid on time, hit all the deadlines, engage in the draft, submit a line up every week and feel like I’m an active owner.
I don’t work for the government but I do juggle being a single mom with 3 kids and running a household so I make mistakes. Doing it on my phone, despite to 2 step process, proved to allow me to make a mistake.
If anyone has a concern that I’m somehow trying to cheat or get away with something after all these years, then this isnt the league for me. It’s honestly insulting after all these years. As if I would drop Tank Dell and keep another DB.


quote team=Evil Monkeys]

So my questions are...

Did she not review her players before she confirmed removal? It is in fact a two step action. The time stamp of which was Sun Aug 11 3:34pm ET.

When did she notify you of this? Was it as soon as she made the drop or was it hours later possibly after seeing any news? Is there a time stamp of when she notified you please?

I work for the government....trust but verify before weighing in...thanks.

No offense but would need more data before voting either way.




 


 


 

Alpha Ninjas Wed Aug 14 2:14pm ET

It was actually less than 48 hours after the error was made. I highly doubt the Dell/Stephens swap would effect anyone's preparation in the last 48 hours.

My opinion also stands.

Evil Monkeys wrote:


WOW....insulting as you may see it here, as you stated you have been here long enough, it is a two step process and your asking three days later after some of us have already begun preparation and crossed names off depth charts. Your mistake honestly isn't my problem as an owner here. You clearly dropped the player, it is your mistake and my vote is you don't get him back. Now you can not like that all you want, but my opinion was asked, has been given and the commissioners office can do what they want from there. If they choose to allow you to very clearly break a league rule based on a democratic vote then what is the point of the rules?

Also, before you start bashing people over there.....I have a full time job, coach soccer teams, run a family of five that has three very active kids, own and run not one but TWO companies....etc...AND I still got this right!

Feel like trying that again over there?

Thanks.

 

 

 

Alpha Ninjas wrote:
I made the cuts on my laptop on Sat and they didn’t save so I did them from my phone on Sunday. I even have a picture of this I sent my son in a text message. Lum notified me on Sunday my cuts needed to be done thank goodness, bc I thought everything was done and save so I immediately jumped on my phone and did them. I went to print out free agency lists yesterday and noticed Tank Dell, one of my fav rookies from last year and texted Lum. Time stamp of notification? Why because something in the NFL changed and it matters?!
Honestly this shouldn’t be a big deal. I’ve never ever asked for any exception in the decades I’ve been in this league, have always paid on time, hit all the deadlines, engage in the draft, submit a line up every week and feel like I’m an active owner.
I don’t work for the government but I do juggle being a single mom with 3 kids and running a household so I make mistakes. Doing it on my phone, despite to 2 step process, proved to allow me to make a mistake.
If anyone has a concern that I’m somehow trying to cheat or get away with something after all these years, then this isnt the league for me. It’s honestly insulting after all these years. As if I would drop Tank Dell and keep another DB.


quote team=Evil Monkeys]

So my questions are...

Did she not review her players before she confirmed removal? It is in fact a two step action. The time stamp of which was Sun Aug 11 3:34pm ET.

When did she notify you of this? Was it as soon as she made the drop or was it hours later possibly after seeing any news? Is there a time stamp of when she notified you please?

I work for the government....trust but verify before weighing in...thanks.

No offense but would need more data before voting either way.




 


 

Evil Monkeys Wed Aug 14 2:01pm ET
Edited: Wed Aug 14 2:06pm ET


WOW....insulting as you may see it here, as you stated you have been here long enough, it is a two step process and your asking three days later after some of us have already begun preparation and crossed names off depth charts. Your mistake honestly isn't my problem as an owner here. You clearly dropped the player, it is your mistake and my vote is you don't get him back. Now you can not like that all you want, but my opinion was asked, has been given and the commissioners office can do what they want from there. If they choose to allow you to very clearly break a league rule based on a democratic vote then what is the point of the rules?

Also, before you start bashing people over there.....I have a full time job, coach soccer teams, run a family of five that has three very active kids, own and run not one but TWO companies....etc...AND I still got this right!

Feel like trying that again over there?

Thanks.

 

 

 

Alpha Ninjas wrote:
I made the cuts on my laptop on Sat and they didn’t save so I did them from my phone on Sunday. I even have a picture of this I sent my son in a text message. Lum notified me on Sunday my cuts needed to be done thank goodness, bc I thought everything was done and save so I immediately jumped on my phone and did them. I went to print out free agency lists yesterday and noticed Tank Dell, one of my fav rookies from last year and texted Lum. Time stamp of notification? Why because something in the NFL changed and it matters?!
Honestly this shouldn’t be a big deal. I’ve never ever asked for any exception in the decades I’ve been in this league, have always paid on time, hit all the deadlines, engage in the draft, submit a line up every week and feel like I’m an active owner.
I don’t work for the government but I do juggle being a single mom with 3 kids and running a household so I make mistakes. Doing it on my phone, despite to 2 step process, proved to allow me to make a mistake.
If anyone has a concern that I’m somehow trying to cheat or get away with something after all these years, then this isnt the league for me. It’s honestly insulting after all these years. As if I would drop Tank Dell and keep another DB.


quote team=Evil Monkeys]

So my questions are...

Did she not review her players before she confirmed removal? It is in fact a two step action. The time stamp of which was Sun Aug 11 3:34pm ET.

When did she notify you of this? Was it as soon as she made the drop or was it hours later possibly after seeing any news? Is there a time stamp of when she notified you please?

I work for the government....trust but verify before weighing in...thanks.

No offense but would need more data before voting either way.




 

Alpha Ninjas Wed Aug 14 9:48am ET

Thank you. Yes. I meant to keep Tank Dell. I don't want Stephens. I would never have kept 5 DBs. Even 4 is a lot for me. 

Delinquents wrote:

I vote to go ahead and fix.  But, what is it again?

Cutting Brandon Stephens and keeping Tank Dell?


 

Alpha Ninjas Wed Aug 14 9:07am ET
I made the cuts on my laptop on Sat and they didn’t save so I did them from my phone on Sunday. I even have a picture of this I sent my son in a text message. Lum notified me on Sunday my cuts needed to be done thank goodness, bc I thought everything was done and save so I immediately jumped on my phone and did them. I went to print out free agency lists yesterday and noticed Tank Dell, one of my fav rookies from last year and texted Lum. Time stamp of notification? Why because something in the NFL changed and it matters?!
Honestly this shouldn’t be a big deal. I’ve never ever asked for any exception in the decades I’ve been in this league, have always paid on time, hit all the deadlines, engage in the draft, submit a line up every week and feel like I’m an active owner.
I don’t work for the government but I do juggle being a single mom with 3 kids and running a household so I make mistakes. Doing it on my phone, despite to 2 step process, proved to allow me to make a mistake.
If anyone has a concern that I’m somehow trying to cheat or get away with something after all these years, then this isnt the league for me. It’s honestly insulting after all these years. As if I would drop Tank Dell and keep another DB.


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So my questions are...

Did she not review her players before she confirmed removal? It is in fact a two step action. The time stamp of which was Sun Aug 11 3:34pm ET.

When did she notify you of this? Was it as soon as she made the drop or was it hours later possibly after seeing any news? Is there a time stamp of when she notified you please?

I work for the government....trust but verify before weighing in...thanks.

No offense but would need more data before voting either way.



Evil Monkeys Wed Aug 14 8:03am ET
Edited: Wed Aug 14 8:04am ET

So my questions are...

Did she not review her players before she confirmed removal? It is in fact a two step action. The time stamp of which was Sun Aug 11 3:34pm ET.

When did she notify you of this? Was it as soon as she made the drop or was it hours later possibly after seeing any news? Is there a time stamp of when she notified you please?

I work for the government....trust but verify before weighing in...thanks.

No offense but would need more data before voting either way.

Delinquents Tue Aug 13 9:30pm ET

I vote to go ahead and fix.  But, what is it again?

Cutting Brandon Stephens and keeping Tank Dell?

Commissioner Tue Aug 13 2:32pm ET

Need league to weigh in. Liz clicked wrong player when she made cuts on Sunday.

Meant to cut Brandon Stephens and Dell.

If had been caught immediately, I would have just adjusted and let all know the error. As has been done before when folks catch. 

I believe was,  and I  know was on honest mistake and inclined to fix it. But because its been a couple days past I want to ask league. 

Otto Draught Sun Aug 11 9:18pm ET

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • D.J. Moore WR CHI
  • Keenan Allen WR CHI

Draft Picks on the Block:

  • Round 2 Pick 5
  • Round 4 Pick 5
  • Round 12 Pick 10
  • Round 15 Pick 10

Would look to gain picks.

Otto Draught Sun Aug 11 9:14pm ET

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • D.J. Moore WR CHI
  • Keenan Allen WR CHI

Draft Picks on the Block:

  • Round 15 Pick 10

Would look to gain picks.

Delinquents Sun Aug 11 2:32pm ET

Offering up my townhouse in Reston as a place to host the draft next weekend for anyone that would like to come out and meet up.  

2154 Golf Course Dr.

Reston, VA 20191

Otto Draught Fri Aug 9 5:18pm ET
Edited: Sun Aug 11 9:17pm ET

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • D.J. Moore WR CHI
  • Keenan Allen WR CHI

Would look to gain picks.

Running Rastas Tue Aug 6 2:59pm ET
Anyone looking to trade an above average WR before the cut?
BUDDHA BANDITZ Mon Aug 5 11:44pm ET

When are 20 man cuts due?

 

Commissioner Sun Jul 28 3:59pm ET
Edited: Sun Jul 28 4:00pm ET by Commissioner

Fortunato Enterprises wrote:

 

Free agency is complete. will update rosters later this eve. 

Redskins

Kamren Curl, Zach Sieler, Antonio Gibson, Jalen Pitre, Tony Pollard

Buddha

Justin Tucker, Kenneth Gainwell, Matt Stafford, Allen Lazard, Sam Howell

Rastas

Tremaine Edmunds, EJ Speed, Robert Spillane, Cody Barton, Chris Godwin

Fortunato

Zamir White, Azeez Al-Shaair, CJ Mosley, Matt Gay, Deforest Buckner

Delinquents

Christian Wilkins, Shaq Leonard, Kevin Byard, Elijah Moore, Trevon Moehrig

Brain:

Koo, Bell, Carlson, Adams, Grant

Lum:

 Dillion, Allen, Gay, Alligier, Hill

Bob:

Slay, Hobbs, Davis, Whithead, Ekeler

Liz:

Gardner, J smith, Juedy, St Juste, Cousins

Stacy:

Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah, Dustin Hopkins, Jevon Holland, James Conner, Jake Elliott

 


 

Commissioner Sun Jul 28 2:28pm ET

Will be pulling the last 5 teams with Brian at 3:15 today. (Stacy, Liz, Me, Bob, Brian) 

Looking like Crafthouse in FFx corner. 

I have updated the FA losses to the 5 rosters that already pulled and added back Taxi/IR players. 

Cut down to 20 is Due no later then August 11th at 11:59:59pm. 

Commissioner Sun Jul 28 2:26pm ET

protects from Brian: 

Burrow

Aj Brown

Mcbride

Mixon

Wagner

Kmet 

M. Brown 

Fortunato Enterprises Fri Jul 26 6:36pm ET

Free agent losses so far:

Redskins

Kamren Curl, Zach Sieler, Antonio Gibson, Jalen Pitre, Tony Pollard

Buddha

Justin Tucker, Kenneth Gainwell, Matt Stafford, Allen Lazard, Sam Howell

Rastas

Tremaine Edmunds, EJ Speed, Robert Spillane, Cody Barton, Chris Godwin

Fortunato

Zamir White, Azeez Al-Shaair, CJ Mosley, Matt Gay, Deforest Buckner

Delinquents

Christian Wilkins, Shaq Leonard, Kevin Byard, Elijah Moore, Trevon Moehrig

Running Rastas Wed Jul 24 10:21am ET
Jalen Hurts
Ja’Marr Chase
Christian McCaffrey
Alvin Kamara
Roquan Smith
Quay Walker
Kyle Murray
HE_HATE_ME Tue Jul 23 10:55pm ET
1 Tua Protected
2. A. Ekeler
3. C. D. Lamb Protected
4. Garrett Wilson Protected
5. T. J. Hockenson Protected
6. Jahmyr Gibbs Rookie
7. Jake Moody
8. Trey Hendrickson
9. Kayvon Thibodeaux Protected
10. Sure Tranquill
11 Kahlil Mack
12. Julian Blackmon
13. Kenny Moore
14. Jordan Whithead
15. Dereck Carr
16. Kenny Pickett
17. Bryce Young. Rookie
18. Alexander Mattison
19. Jaylen Warren
20. Javonte Williams
21. Gabe Davis
22. Chris Olave Protected
23. Pat Freiermuth
24. Donald Parnham
25. Javon Hargrave
26. Cameron Jordan
27. George Karlaftis
28. Nakobe Dean
29. Dre Greenlaw Protected
30. Matt Judon I/R
31. Nate Landham
32. Mykal Walker
33. Nate Hobbs
34. Trent McDuffie
35. Joey Porter Jr. Rookie
36. Darrius Slay
Commissioner Tue Jul 23 5:33pm ET
Will be reaching to those that have not posted. Rob and I plan on pulling this weekend likely Sunday. Will setup zoom for witness if can't meet in person.
Evil Monkeys Mon Jul 22 10:30pm ET

Protections: R. Mostert, D. Henry, R. Stevenson, D. Adams, B. Okereke, T. Bernard, D. James

Rookies: W. Levis, J McLaughlin, R Johnson, G Pickens, M Mims

IR: D. Watson, M. Andrews

Fortunato Enterprises Sun Jul 21 6:09pm ET

Protections:

Lamar Jackson

Josh Jacobs

Isaiah Pacheco

Kyren Williams

Jaylen Waddle

Nico Collins

Foye Oluokun

'DERS Sun Jul 21 8:40am ET

Josh Allen

James Cook

Rachaad White

Justin Jefferson

Drake London

TJ Edwards

Micah Parsons

BUDDHA BANDITZ Wed Jul 17 8:34pm ET

Protections:

J Herbert, S Barkley, T. Etieene, Amon Ra St. Brown, Terry McLaurin, T. Kelce and Myles Garrett

Rookies Jack Gibbens, Tank Bigsby, Sean Tucker, Quientin Johnson and Luke Musgrave

IR J.K. Dobbins

 

HE_HATE_ME Sun Jul 14 12:41pm ET
Protections
C. D. Lamb
Garrett Wilson
Chris Olave
Tua
K. Thibodeaux
Greenlaw
Hockenson
Alpha Ninjas Thu Jul 11 5:54pm ET

Patrick Mahomes            QB         KC          PROTECTED (1)        

David Montgomery         RB         DET                    

Kenneth Walker III          RB         SEA       PROTECTED (2)                      

Brandon Aiyuk   WR        SF                        PROTECTED (3)        

Tyreek Hill          WR        MIA                    PROTECTED (4)        

Sam LaPorta       TE          DET                     ROOKIE

Chase McLaughlin           K            TB                      

Brian Burns        DL         NYG                   

Maxx Crosby      DL         LV                        PROTECTED (5)

Germaine Pratt  LB          CIN                                   

T.J. Watt             LB          PIT                      PROTECTED (6)

Quincy Williams LB          NYJ                     

DaRon Bland      DB         DAL                                  

Benjamin St-Juste           DB         WAS                   

Kirk Cousins       QB         ATL                                                 

Brian Robinson Jr.           RB         WAS                    PROTECTED (7)

Tyjae Spears       RB         TEN                                   ROOKIE

Jordan Addison  WR        MIN                                  ROOKIE

Tank Dell            WR        HOU                                 ROOKIE

Jerry Jeudy         WR        CLE                                                 

Trey Palmer        WR        TB                                     ROOKIE

Jonnu Smith       TE          MIA                                               

Will Anderson Jr.             DL                                      ROOKIE

Bryan Bresee     DL         NO                                    ROOKIE

Jalen Carter        DL         PHI                                    ROOKIE

Nick Herbig        LB          PIT                             ROOKIE

Jaelan Phillips    LB          MIA                    

Jack Sanborn      LB          CHI                     

Drew Sanders    LB          DEN                    ROOKIE

Dorian Williams LB          BUF       ROOKIE

Deonte Banks    DB         NYG                    ROOKIE

Sauce Gardner   DB         NYJ                     

Christian Gonzalez          DB         NE                       ROOKIE

Brandon Stephens           DB         BAL      

Tariq Woolen     DB         SEA                    

Jamaal Williams RB         NO                      IR         

Trevon Diggs      DB         DAL                     IR

Derek Stingley Jr.             DB         IR

Otto Draught Tue Jul 9 9:43pm ET
Edited: Tue Jul 9 9:45pm ET

I may tweak this before this Saturday. 

1. Trevor Lawrence QB JAX  - Protected 
2. Tyler Allgeier  RB ATL 
3. Romeo Doubs  WR GB 
4. D.J. Moore   WR CHI  - Protected  
5. Rashee Rice  WR KC - Rookie 
6. Taysom Hill  TE NO 
7. Brandon McManus K WAS 
8. Derrick Brown  DL CAR 
9. Montez Sweat  DL CHI  
10. Devin Lloyd  LB JAX 
11. Patrick Queen  LB PIT  - Protected  
12. Fred Warner  LB SF  - Protected
13. Jessie Bates III  DB ATL   
14. Devon Witherspoon DB SEA - Rookie
15. Hendon Hooker QB DET - Rookie
16. Jordan Love  QB GB  - Protected  
17. Michael Carter  RB ARI   
18. AJ Dillon  RB GB   
19. Joshua Kelley  RB LAC
20. Kendre Miller  RB NO - Rookie  
21. Dameon Pierce  RB HOU 
22. Jonathan Taylor RB IND  - Protected
23. Keenan Allen  WR CHI
24. Christian Kirk  WR JAX 
25. Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA - Rookie
26. JuJu Smith-Schuster WR NE 
27. Cedric Tillman  WR CLE - Rookie  
28. Kyle Pitts  TE ATL  - Protected  
29. Dalton Schultz  TE HOU 
30. Logan Thomas  TE SF  
31. Jonathan Allen  DL WAS   
32. D.J. Wonnum  DL CAR 
33. Willie Gay Jr.  LB NO   
34. Jaquan Brisker  DB CHI  
35. Kyle Hamilton  DB BAL   
36. John Metchie III WR HOU - Taxi/IR
37. Courtland Sutton WR DEN - Taxi/IR
38. Jameson Williams WR DET - Taxi/IR 

Commissioner Tue Jul 9 8:51am ET

Time has come for FA. So far Jeff has posted his protects. 

Please get them up by the 14th July so Robbie and I can coordinate pulling them. (via zoom or in person whatever works best) 

Delinquents Fri Jun 28 11:30pm ET

My 7 protections are:

Dak Prescott,  Breece Hall,  D'Andre Swift, Michael Pittman Jr., DeVonta Smith, Evan Engram, and Zaire Franklin

Delinquents Fri Jun 28 11:01pm ET

Sean - I would be fine with moving the draft to 2pm

Robby - I agree with Proposal 1.

I would change Propsal 2 slightly:

  • Keep the +1 XP make (didn't see in your proposal) and -3 XP miss (you had this)
  • But no negative points for any other missed FG attempt
  • Besides that I was good with the proposed points on FG yardage made
BUDDHA BANDITZ Fri Jun 28 5:01pm ET

How would everyone feel about a 2:00 PM Start for the draft?  I will be coming back from an out of state  camping trip, specifically for the draft, but I want to make sure I'm on time.  

Commissioner Sat Jun 1 7:19pm ET
Edited: Sat Jun 1 7:21pm ET by Commissioner
Just realized I still owe some of you $ payouts!

Tim- 550 champ + 100 Div win = 650
Rob- 150 runner up + 100 div win = 250
Liz- 50 wild card
Tony 50 wild card

Let me know if I can PayPal. Otherwise can hand the cash. Can deduct from league fees next year at this point I reckon. I apologize for forgetting thou nobody said anything to me either!

Also,
If anyone is. If planning to return this season please text me and let me know. I want us all back of course!
Fortunato Enterprises Wed Mar 27 3:35pm ET

Happy New League Year!  I have two proposals to keep the league fresh.  

Proposal 1:  Increase league fee -- we've had the same fee for 20 years.  Let's make it more interesting!

Increase fee to $200 ($2000 total) with following payouts:

Winner = $800

2nd = $400

3rd = $200 (gives semifinal losers another game)

Division winner = $200 (x2 = $400)

Wild card winner = $100 (x2 = $200)

Plus the $10 per person website / admin fee...

 

Proposal 2:  Kicker Scoring -- we give way too many points to the most random position.  

Current scoring:

1 pts for 1 to 20 yd FG
2 pts for 21 to 25 yd FG
3 pts for 26 to 30 yd FG
4 pts for 31 to 35 yd FG
6 pts for 36 to 40 yd FG
8 pts for 41 to 45 yd FG
10 pts for 46 to 50 yd FG
12 pts for 51 to 55 yd FG
15 pts for 56 to 60 yd FG
20 pts for 61 to 999 yd FG
1 pts for each made PAT
 
Missed FG = Not Used
-3 pts for each missed XP
 
Proposal -- let's keep it simple....3 points for every FG up to 40 yards, 4 points for 41-50, 6 points for 51-60, 8 points for 61+.  But minus 3 for every missed FG or XP.