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FFL: Week 11 | NFL: Week 11
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Evil Monkeys Tue Nov 12 8:16am ET
And your still a loser. :)
'DERS Mon Nov 11 9:29pm ET
GS-00 triggered…Mission Accomplished! Minimal effort required!
Evil Monkeys Mon Nov 11 4:38pm ET

'DERS wrote:We all know jealousy is not a feeling any human being has ever had towards you.  Now get outside and wash that minivan!


You such a douchebag and it shows all the time. Sticks and stones mean nothing, your still a loser there buddy.

 

'DERS Mon Nov 11 11:51am ET

We all know jealousy is not a feeling any human being has ever had towards you.  Now get outside and wash that minivan!

Evil Monkeys Mon Nov 11 6:45am ET
Edited: Mon Nov 11 8:03am ET

Jealous much? Not worth it….

'DERS Sun Nov 10 11:03pm ET
I just want everyone to know that I work for the government, so….?
Fortunato Enterprises Sun Nov 10 2:05pm ET
Top 20 single game receiving performance of all time side by side with an average day for a kicker. It’s just a timely and concrete demonstration of how broken the scoring is. Whatever, majority rules, I will move on now.
Fortunato Enterprises Sun Nov 10 2:05pm ET
Top 20 single game receiving performance of all time side by side with an average day for a kicker. It’s just a timely and concrete demonstration of how broken the scoring is. Whatever, majority rules, I will move on now.
Evil Monkeys Fri Nov 8 6:02am ET
Edited: Fri Nov 8 6:25am ET
You’re always welcome to quit if you don’t like it. Kickers are important and that was week 2, it’s way past week 2. Live in the now already…..week to week every player and team has a shot and that’s the entire point. Stop trying to lessen kickers and move on.
Fortunato Enterprises Fri Nov 8 12:15am ET
Edited: Fri Nov 8 1:17am ET
Jamar Chase - edit: 11 catches for 250+ yards and 3 TDs. 54 points

The New Orleans kicker in week 2 — 4 FG and 1 XP. 53 points.

Majority rules but it’s still a joke of a scoring system.
BUDDHA BANDITZ Tue Nov 5 9:03am ET

The board is alive with the sound of shit talk!!!!!!!!  I don't know how to enter a musical note

Commissioner Sun Oct 20 5:35pm ET
Edited: Sun Oct 20 5:35pm ET by Commissioner
Reminder:

Anyone you want on taxi squad (IR) protected for next year, needs to be placed on this week. Wednesday 23rd is deadline.

You can still place players on squad/IR after but will not be protected from FA. Any questions regarding pleas let Robbie or myself know.

And go Skins! (Sorry Stacy and Bob!)
Otto Draught Tue Oct 15 11:51am ET

Trade Block Update

Players on the Block:

  • Austin Ekeler RB WAS
  • Trevor Lawrence QB JAX
  • Rico Dowdle RB DAL
  • Devin Singletary RB NYG
  • Keenan Allen WR CHI
  • Christian Kirk WR JAX
  • D.J. Moore WR CHI
  • Kyle Pitts TE ATL
  • Dalton Schultz TE HOU

Would look to gain picks.

Commissioner Mon Oct 14 6:50pm ET
Reminder:

Players placed on the Taxi Squad (IR) by or on Wednesday prior to week 8 are protected from Free Agency (see below, Section VII, Part a.) after the season.
Once the Wednesday prior to week 8 has past, a player place on IR is still reserved, but not protected from Free Agency.


Still have a little time but wanted to remind!
Commissioner Fri Oct 4 10:12pm ET

League has voted, by league rules a majority is needed to change. Which with 90% vote in, cannot reach 60% majority needed.  For now Place Kicker changes are tabled and can be revisited for vote if proposed properly for 2026 season. 

Tight early season race in both divisions for playoff spots! with Bye weeks starting, the real fun and challenge begins! 

 

  1. Rule Changes
    1. All rule changes should be properly thought out, composed in writing and submitted to the league in a private post or through text to the commissioners (this means both) to be reviewed a minimum of one week prior to the Draft (second week of August).
      1. This facilitates discussion and allows for any changes to the proposal that might be appropriate
    2. Properly submitted rule change proposals may be voted on at the draft and (if changes are voted in) take effect for the following season within logical discretion.
  • Owners, or a representative, must be present at the meeting to vote.
  1. There must be a quorum (minimum) of 8 owners present to vote on a rule change.
  2. Adopting a rule change requires 6 ‘yes’ votes out of the owners present.
  3. If necessary, the Commissioner may hold emergency rules or league issues votes via the league’s poll feature.
Commissioner Wed Oct 2 9:43am ET

Bob and Tim's game. 

Waiting to see if any scoring changes process but adjusting now. Tim wins currently w/ 38 points tie breaker (off and Def) to Bobs 37 (did not have a def tie break started.

If scoring adjustment from NFL occurs that changes outcome, I will correct back. 

Evil Monkeys Tue Oct 1 10:25pm ET
Let’s talk about how archaic it is for me to have to start a TE when there are like three of four worth a shit. Leave the kickers alone.
Evil Monkeys Tue Oct 1 10:24pm ET
Kickers lives matter! Neuter pets, not kickers! :)
Alpha Ninjas Mon Sep 30 6:17pm ET

Koo had 4 FGs, 2 XP = 14 football points and 45 fantasy points

Jordan Love = 4 TDs, 2 Xpts = 28 football points and 47 fantasy points (of which also include 32 completions for 389 yds)

Why is the kicker getting the same fantasy points for half the football points contribution??

I get that kickers are contributors and vital but this scoring system is outdated and is skewed way too much. 

 

 

Fortunato Enterprises Fri Sep 27 7:06pm ET
Edited: Fri Sep 27 7:11pm ET

If you think Aubrey was a bigger factor than Lamb in the Cowboys win then I don't know what to say. 

Lamb's 55 yard TD was the difference in the game and worth 13 points (TD + reception + 55 yards).  Aubrey's 60 yard FG was worth 15, and would have been 20 if he was a yard further.  That makes no sense to me. 

Otto Draught Fri Sep 27 3:34pm ET

 

Aubrey scored 8 points for team. 2 kicks for 100 yards and 2 extra points. 

Lamb scored 6 points for team.   7 receptions for 98 yards and a Td 

Fortunato Enterprises Thu Sep 26 11:31pm ET

CeeDee Lamb:  7 receptions for 98 yards and a TD, 21 fantasy points

Brandon Aubrey:  2/3 field goals, 2/2 XP, 23 fantasy points

Commissioner Sun Sep 22 12:15pm ET

Think we all need a few days to cool down our heads. Poll is up (i will remove my smartass option) 

If yes wins,  I can collect some options and suggestions to vote on. 

Long season and I want to see more touchdowns as well. 

 

Fortunato Enterprises Sun Sep 22 10:11am ET
Lum — please post the poll so we can vote to make the change for next year.
Evil Monkeys Sat Sep 21 5:45am ET

This league is comical. If all you have to do is bitch about kicker scoring on a group text on a Friday night you really need to get a life. Thanks.