Yes the injuries are a very real concern...... first Bishop and now Milano...... Here's hoping Dorian Williams is ready for this assignment.......
Haikus are silly
Bet retirement is awesome
Jefferson was smart
Rod agrees
Not today J Stone
I've another thought in mind
The Founding Fathers
...see what I did there?
But really, the more I think about what our founding fathers did, and the cautionary statements they provided, the more I believe these men were some of the finest individuals that one could ever hope to know. Where is this coming from? On our company portal today, this quote from Thomas Jefferson came up... "I predict future happiness for Americans, if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them" - relevant back then, cautionary today.
Let's liven up the Board with some mid-summer haikus, shall we? 5-7-5. I'll start.
Medal stand biting...
"Verifying" gold medal...
Stupid photo op...
JWS
JWS is in for golf. Thanks Mot.
ABCS is in for golf.
ABCS
Rod, I actually googled the whole deal about taking a bite out of the medal because I also think it is stupid. It is done for a couple of reasons. (1) photographers think it creates a nice shot (disagree), but mostly (2) it started when some Olympian did it at some point, no one sure when, and the story is that gold miners used to test if something was real gold by biting down on it because real gold is soft enough to leave an impression I guess. Something to that effect. I still think it looks stupid (get off my lawn!) but that's the story.
STONER
That was Joe choosing #10 for us. He's now a real certified teacher. He's very smart!
Doesn't matter what position we draft from. We get screwed pretty often on this "random" draw crap that only one guy runs alone annually. Total BS, but we're still going to kick your asses like we almost always do.
Matto
Kip, why do you ask? I thought you guys were sure it's always been Obama! 😉
I am in for golf.
STONER
Thank you Matto - apologies for jumping the gun!
COMMISH
Wait a minute everyone...
After careful deliberation our team will pick #10.
Draft order determined. Here is the order we will draft....
...and here is the order in which those spots were selected, just for the record. Let the strategery begin!!
Kevin / Ashley - 6
Martee / RJ - 1
Stone Brothers - 5
TNJ / TNQ - 3
Ken / Les / Jim - 7
Rod / Kip - 4
Tommy / Bob - 2
ABCS / Griff - 8
Oder / Billy / Joe - 9
Matto / Joe - 10
COMMISH
And just like that....... The order for Draft Saturday is set.
The next order of business is to get my partner an accurate head count for golf so that he knows what he is dealing with there.......
So long Chase Claypool....... we hardly knew ya......
Pretty obvious that Kamala is following the Biden Basement Strategy in her quest for the Presidency........
Speaking of that strategy....... anyone have any idea who is actually running the country now that the figurehead has basically disappeared from the public view since he ended his reelection charade......
Oder / Billy / Joe are now on the clock. 9 and 10 are still available.
Kevin / Ashley - 6
Martee / RJ - 1
Stone Brothers - 5
TNJ / TNQ - 3
Ken / Les / Jim - 7
Rod / Kip - 4
Tommy / Bob - 2
ABCS / Griff - 8
Oder / Billy / Joe
Matto / Joe
ABCS and Griffin will take 8.
ABCS
Helping out the Commish....
ABCS/Griff are now on the clock. 8, 9, & 10 are still available.
Kevin / Ashley - 6
Martee / RJ - 1
Stone Brothers - 5
TNJ / TNQ - 3
Ken / Les / Jim - 7
Rod / Kip - 4
Tommy / Bob - 2
ABCS / Griff
Oder / Billy / Joe
Matto / Joe