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The HCWCAQ Est. 2004
FFL: Week 7 | NFL: Week 7
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Im Deven Triloquist Fri Oct 18 8:09pm ET
Yea Z you took the Defense I wanted and didn't even start em haha
Shnitznikov Fri Oct 18 7:50am ET
You been sabotaged too zee we might have a prime suspect with recent information that's co.e forward
Zizek Attack Fri Oct 18 6:26am ET
Always double check your roster!!! 😡
Chicken Shack Bandit Thu Oct 17 8:14pm ET

Deven pocket dialed me a week ago, he was talking to his Dad about making sandpaper insoles and sneaking over the border into NewYork.  Then Deven must've left his phone somewhere to cook perogies so things got kinda garbled but I got pieces figured out " ... fake assports ... leave canoe's headlights on... brains cook ... smurf doe ... going to trump alley ... chimp buffet... cheap deer... Tony's inspiration... Springfield buffet... sweat level three... training military llamas ... " and then some strange stuff I didn't understand.  I hope that helps!

Shnitznikov Wed Oct 16 8:21am ET
Looking for any info regarding the sabotage of James cooks turff toe any thing leading to an arrest will get reward.
Shnitznikov Tue Oct 15 2:18pm ET
With the Tonya hardding incident that has happened to James cook with his turff toe this investigation is going to the rcmp this blatantly taking poi to away has to come to and end and the culprits must pay
Shnitznikov Sun Oct 13 6:04pm ET
Hhhmmmmm something conspicuous in the standings I can't put my finger quite on it but somethings not right time to send out the blood hounds to intensify this investigation
Chicken Shack Bandit Fri Oct 4 6:48pm ET
Yes, I see this week, nefariuos father and son, crimes so heinous I can't list them for fear of those with weaker stomachs. The diabolical duo of treachery are probably plotting their next dastardly move. Last night I could hear some coyotes in the back bush, and from the Chiselhurst direction... I heard cahooting...
Shnitznikov Thu Oct 3 3:57pm ET
That almost threw a curve into the investigation but look who's top of the leader board still hhhhmmmmmm
Im Deven Triloquist Thu Oct 3 8:18am ET
Hey don't be trying to throw the Detective Shnitznikov of the correct trail! This is clearly a frame job by Debbie and Chicken trying toure him away from their true crime!