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All-Star Family...OH SNAP, no he didn't cut that "LIQUOR STORE NIGGA" quarterback Kyler Murray and pickup another "LIQUOR STORE NIGGA" quarterback named Dak Prescott who I just release off my roster. His ass has done it again and made All-Star League history and we already know about him winning the first seven games to start off a season and then losing seven games in a row which never ever had happen in this league's  44-year history. Yo FAMILY it can't be a move of desperation because his ass is at the top with a 5-1 record so what the hell is he thinking. His ass must not have got the ex-Cowboy Troy Aikman memo about what's happening with that Dallas offense, google those comments my guy.  Dak knows no other All-Star roster but minds in his eight years as a pro and if I'm cutting his ass believe you me the Troy Aikman comments hit home and he nail ii. Caleb Williams is going to be the truth moving forward and Aaron Rogers is hooking up again with Davante Adams on that Jets offense and they are the ones I'm rocking with for the remaining of my 2024 season. I'm 1-5 and making money moves to save my season and Rogers will start this week but Caleb is my starter once he comes back from the bye week so your ass can have that 'LIQUOR STORE NIGGA" Prescott. 

All-Star Family...WOW FAMILY look what happen in week-6 and how the league standings is right about now, four teams at 3-3 two at 5-1 and two at 1-5.  I do acknowledge my ass is in last place in "CANNONLAND" and I'm disappointed in the way my season has been so far but not totally discourage so don't get this shit twisted I ain't liking the situation my ass is in but believe you me it ain't over for my ass just yet.. Anyhow Allen Lazard's 20-points last night that snatched OBOI's ass and kept him in "CANNONLAND" tied for last place for another week had to have been a tough ass one point loss and James/Stang had to be jumping up and down with joy  after snatching that ass. What's hard for me though is watching how all these damn kickers are kicking 50-plus yard field goals and my damn kickers on my roster ain't even attempted not one 50-yarder and have gotten me two points from the kicking position twice this year. So guess what my ass is doing this week, that's right, I'm emailing the commissioner's ass and picking up a damn kicker quick, fast, and in a hurry right after I finished with this damn post.  So that's what up come week seven for my ass is me having another damn kicker in my starting lineup you feel me.

All-Star Family...PAC said "ALL EYEZ ON ME" y'all already know that shit ain't true for my ass, who's got eyes on some last place team at 1-4.  Ok I admit I'm not good with that shit but you know what, I'm only three games out of first place. Peep this, I lost in week-5 and so did three other teams so let me elaborate just a touch on those other three teams starting with the defending champion who's ass is my only victory. Yo champ here's a flash back moment for your ass which is ex-Chief Jamal Charles a former Ray/Ray's Rookie first round drat pick beating on that pre-game drum and I remembered and thought about how your ass snatched him from me then laugh and clowned knowing he was going to be my first round pick again and I said to myself how sweet it would be for your ass to watch that entire game hoping that Alvin Kamara would score for your ass which he didn't and your punk ass lost which made that  "A SWEET FLASHBACK MOMENT" for me seeing you lose my nigga after Jamal had his moment. Then there's MITCHFIT who's ass had two players in his starting lineup who didn't even play in week-5 and his own daddy asking what's going on with his nigga, why is he riding around again on that golf cart in the heat "BUTT NAKED" with nothing but a pair of socks on his damn feet and playing two players that ain't even relevant.  His own daddy has concerns on why his ass only does this crazy ass shit with the golf cart doing the football season, again the daddy has some serious concerns. Then finally there's "BACKCRACKERS" ass finally losing for the first time this season which he is probably relieved and glad that he took a damn loss.  Pressure off now and no need to think about 7 & 7  anymore you still be good my guy ain't nothing wrong being tied for first place. Post revised, my apologies for the incomplete post earlier lost my internet service, now on to week-6.

All-Star Family...That Bitch Saints coach wouldn't give my kicker a shot at that 60-yard 4th quarter FG, asshole. Yo OBOI I was salivating when the Chiefs defense stop that Saints offense at the 42 yard line just smiling my ass off when they didn't converted that 3rd down. Damn, that 30-points would have snatch your ass but if didn't, so props my dude I'll come hang out with your ass in "CANNONLAND" be there in a couple hours so leave the lights on.

All-Star Family...That Saints kicker is coming for your ass tomorrow night OBOI and you already know he's capable of 60-plus recognizing he had 65-points in week-1.  I can't be that one to lose to your ass and give you the first win of the season. Hell to the no I ain't the one and for sure don't want to be in "CANNONLAND" with no "LSN" and that is shade this time. It's just not a good look plus I had my experience already from the 2023 season and it's somebody else turn which happen to be your ass right about now. As Kamala Harris would say, I'm not going back.

All-Star Family...The earlier games for week-5 is done and that Houston Texans kicker Fairbairn put all of his foot in the Champ's ass with them 54-points "WAY TOO GO LADYMOP" beat that 2-2 ass. Yo OBOI did Caleb's 25-points outscore CJ's ass today?

All-Star Family...Damn Champ you sticking out your chest and coming for me now because you have a 51-point lead after Thursday's night game because of that "YOUNG-HOE" that's kicking for you. Hell I already got my lick in and defeated your ass in week-2 and my ass don't need to open up no "F**KING DAY CARE" like that "LSN" OBOI, no shade intended my dude just the reality truth about your ass right about now because of your damn record of 0-4 that puts your ass in that conversation of the "LSN-CAN'T TAKE A PUNCH" team, you feel me.  Yo Champ I really think your ass is confuse because you have your peaks mixed up my nigga don't get it twisted. Last time I checked your record is 2-2 and I'm 1-3 with that only win I got coming against your ass while both your wins have been by a total of six damn points. Hell when I left your damn cell in week-2  7 & 7 was standing outside smiling his ass off waiting his turn to hit that "YARD BITCH ASS" to give you back to back losses in weeks two and three. So pull your chest back in and get off you belly and pull up your damn panties you ain't won shit in week-5 yet. Hell we could have the same damn record come this time next week.and then what will your ass have to say.  So the expression of my thoughts in the last post i made was that of "BACKFIELD FRUSTRATION" where BIJAN's ass ain't getting enough touches from that Atlanta offense even though my freeze Jahmyr Gibbs has scored 50-points this season and is doing his part in my backfield. Bottom line ain't no bitch in my game or BIJAN's and I rocking with him the entire season, you heard.

All-Star Family...I'll be damn, nothing from Bijan's ass last night and only 10-points the entire season and we be five weeks into the season. Hell that was my number one draft pick and it's so disappointing knowing the Falcons offense scored over 30-points in last night's game and he got none of that money. My squad ain't scored over 65-points at anytime this season and I'm starting to wonder if that shit don't change what will my ass end up doing. In hindsight my ass should have went with Saquon as my number one pick hell his ass has already scored 66-points in only four weeks and has looked damn good in that Philly offense. I was so please with my roster after the draft especially with my running backs that I just knew I wouldn't be in this type of situation when it came to my backfield this season. Y'all already know what frustration will make your ass end up doing but I ain't cutting Bijan's ass no matter what I'm rocking with him for the entire season, end of story.

All-Star Family...Life is about moments and the moment I'm in ain't a good look and scoring 61-points in week-4 and having the lowest score of the week is a "LOW-MOMENT" for my ass right about now but having to face OBOI's last place ass in week-5 just might give me a "HIGH-MOMENT" for the season since his ass ain't beat anybody this year and is at 0-4 right about now. So I have a smile on my face knowing the word from the LSN neighbor is that his ass "CAN'T TAKE A PUNCH" and y'all already know "GHETTO BABIES" need special love and attention.  Now with that shit being said both James/Stang & Cnote told me that OBOI has open up a damn "DAY CARE CENTER" in a "LIQUOR STORE NIGGA NEIGHBORHOOD" on the belief that giving back to the unfortunate the "FANTASY FOOTBALL GOD" will have mercy on his ass and deliver him a victory in week-5 not another "KNOCKOUT PUNCH" and bless him for doing such a good deed on giving back.  James/Stang said specifically had OBOI's ass grew up in the "SIERRA-VISTA PROJECTS" like he did his ass would be able to take a damn "PUNCH" and wouldn't be 0-4 right about now.  So I asked the question to both them nigga's what the hell is going on in Stockton? Both them nigga's said they have concerns about OBOI's ass and don't know what the hell his ass might do next if he goes 0-5 and wanted to give me a heads. up.  I appreciated it but I'm not feeling either one of those nigga's and believe OBOI's roster is solid and opening up a "DAY CARE CENTER" is a damn good thang and I have no intentions on feeling sorry for his ass becasue he's 0-4 or if he's goes 0-5. Now on the other hand 7 & 7 is 4-0 and living his best fantasy football life right about now and I can picture his ass worrying about if he was to lose as many in a row that his ass has won.  Look y'all how ironic would that shit be if his ass was to lose his next four.in a row just picture that, then think about where would his brain go and how would he deal with such adversity. I'm giving 7 & 7 his props for starting off the season undefeated after four weeks, keep doing you my guy because there will always be haters when your ass is at the top. Now peep this, bottom line, both 7 & 7 & OBOI's asses are in "OPPOSITE MOMENTS" and which one of them will have a better "MOMENT" come the end of week-5. It's four weeks done already and so far it's been all about those kickers bringing big time points every week and the "WEEK 4-MOMENT" went to YOUNGHOE KOO 64-points that got that James/Stang ass this past week.. It's been seven kickers to score over 60-plus points this season and that Steelers kicker Chris Boswell who's ass scored 90-points in week-1 which is unseen by my ass since I been doing this fantasy shit by a kicker is the kicker i'm facing in week-5. So let's see who's ass will be next to get suck up by a kicker's foot all up that.ass, now on to week-5.

All-Star Family...You see if your ass score 34--points in week-3 and 41-points in week-4 don't even think your ass is winning a damn thang. So you know what, I ain't even mad at that "BIG-NIGGA" for running like he did tonight against me because that's what he do. But damn didn't his ass look extra special tonight "THAT BOY BAD" and them Ravens will have a lot of shit to say this season with that running attack.

All-Star Family...The "SLIPPERY NIGGA HAD A EXTRA BOTTLE" sorry y'all and my apologies to 7 & 7 but the CNOTE loss cause him to call my ass yesterday and the first words out of his mouth was "THE SLIPPPERY NIGGA HAD A EXTRA BOTTLE" and I couldn't stop laughing because the shit was so funny on the way his ass said it and what he was referencing it to and we all know P-Diddy had over a 1,000 bottles of  "BOOTY LUBRICANT" that was confiscated after his arrest.and referencing it to 7 & 7 made that shit just crazy funny but so wrong. Look y'all he is straight up hatin on 7 & 7 and been coming for him every week because he's winning again to start off the season and has beat his ass in the process, he's just at straight up hater 7 & 7 just keep doing you.. On the other hand my ass is all over the place I can't figure out what the hell lineup to use moving forward so my ass just picked back up my rookie Caleb Williams that I cut, so I'm doing me rocking with whom I drafted. So Dak gets to start for me in week-4 because them Cowboys are desperate this week and need to score because their damn defense can't stop anybody. 

All-Star Family...ESPN's Harry Douglas got this saying "THAT BOY BAD" and that be my boy the Candyman's ass right about now, hell he's scored 325-points in the first three weeks of the season and my ass was no match for him this week losing 97-34. Can't hate though because my squad ain't about shit right about now and I'm dealing with some early adversity to start this season which is not a good look but ain't worse than where OBOI's ass is right about now at 0-3 and I know that shit sounds like it's shade but I don't mean it that way it's just the current reality for both our assess. Now let me give "PRAISE & PROPS" to 7 & 7 for his 3-0 start and being "TOP-DOG" to start off the season again undefeated that's the way to go my guy glad you got that CNOTE ass this week. You see you can always talk yourself into an ass whoopin but never a victory and CNOTE's ass has been doing that shit in back to back weeks against my ass and again this week against 7 & 7 which has cost his ass back to back losses.. But you what, them comments his ass has made toward 7 & 7 and attacking him constantly all season especially with those P-Diddy references and now coming for him again calling him "SLIPPERY LUBRICANT" is just straight up so wrong. I can go along with the 7 & 7 comment his ass came up with because ain't nobody ever won seven out the gate and then lose seven in a row hell that's  All-Star league history. Now look at his ass 3-0 and ain't saying shit, not a damn word, quiet as a mouse pissing on cotton and I get it his ass is on top of the fantasy football world right about now and there is no need for his ass to say shit, so "CARRY-ON" 7 & 7 you be that dude, your heard. 

Hey, y'all better leave Back Cracker alone. The man is 3-0, and took a tongue lashing from C.J. and see what happened to him. That's why I got my ass off the C-Note bus in a bad neighborhood. I'm not going down the road with him!!!😂

All-Star Family...Damn Champ is that what we doing, putting "7 & 7" on blast again, 1000 bottles of "P-DIDDY BOOTY LUBRICANT" played a role in his down fall causing seven losses in a row for my guy in 2023. Look we should all know P-Diddy is now locked up behind bars for sex trafficking and racketeering these days but damn to insinuate that 7 & 7 played a role in attending any of those P-Diddy parties is just tragic. Like I mention in my last post and your ass already know that 7 & 7 ain't to be "F**K WITH" at the beginning of the season you yourself pointed that shit out to me when I loss to his ass in week-1. So for you to come for him like this is so disrespectful and I hope he smashes the shit out of your ass for his third win of the season this week.  Look 7 & 7 made "All-Star League" history in 2023 and done something no one else has ever achieved by winning seven in a row to start off a season and not finish on the plaque. So leave this brother along and let him focus on this 2024 season and by the way he is the only undefeated team right about now in this league and is beating and leading your ass after last night's game so recognize that shit.  Now "CARRY-ON" 7 & 7 and beat that ass in week-3, the pom-poms are out for you my guy.

All-Star Family...Yo Champ your ass have nothing to post and I get that small dog mentality after losing this week to me especially with them first two week scores of 52 & 63. That's just like a small dog move staying quiet when a big dog is around and you already know how a small dog only barks while on the porch or inside of the house so I ain't mad at you for being quiet. However your personal phone call to me yesterday clowning my move for cutting Caleb's ass was on point and I didn't realize your ass would even notice me cutting a Ray/Ray Rookies like I did knowing that's something I've never ever done before which your ass pointed out. So I'm explaining my strategizing move and the reasoning for such a move which for sure ain't to appease your damn ass. So peep this my "MY NIGGA" Derek Carr right was my pickup and ain't he the hottest QB right about now which I think he is and let me also point to the fact that ain't he a original Ray/Ray Rookies that for eight straight years was on my roster every year until that bitch Josh McDaniel "F**KED UP" his Raider career. Look my ass can't wait around for Caleb Williams ass to find himself like I did last year with that white boy Kenny Pickett for seven straight weeks who was by far my worst rookie draft pick ever and cause my ass to go 1-8 for the first half of the 2023 season. While your ass was clowning yesterday on the phone I'm rocking with the hot hand because that Saints offense is scoring their ass offf while Dak's ass was playing like a straight up bitch for it being his first home game of the season. Derek Carr is the shit right about now and I'm facing the Candyman in week-3 who's ass has scored over 100-points both weeks and ain't no 65 f**king points gonna win shit against his ass. We got a side bet of $200.00 and I ain't giving up no free wins to your ass waiting around for Caleb's ass who has scored only two damn points in the first two weeks of the season which averages out to "ONE DAMN POINT" per week. As your ass clown the white boy yesterday he did on opening day last year hooked up with George Pickens deep and I got 30-points on just one damn play while Caleb's ass threw for a measly 94-yards on his opening day debut.  Hell I for sure didn't anticipate Caleb's ass playing so poorly but I need points right about now from the QB position to compete against the Candyman ass come this week. So with all that being said I'm not giving up on Caleb's ass completly, just for now, because I'm not trusting what the hell Dak's ass might do.and Derek Carr is giving my ass a better chance on taking down the Candyman's ass come week-3. We have the same damn record at 1-1 along with four other teams in this league and your ass is facing 7 & 7 who just happen to be 2-0 and I have the pom-pom's out for his ass that he take your ass down Champ and you already know he ain't to be "F**K WITH" at the beginning of the season, end of story.

All-Star Family...Yo Champ, YOUNGHOE tried to save that ass but your cell door was still wide open and Backcrackers (AKA-7 & 7) is standing outside the cell waiting for his turn. Ain't it ironic you win by three in week-1 and lose by three in week-2. Thought your ass already knew 52 & 60 are bitch scores for "YARD HOES" and I'm laughing my ass off, just ask your kicker "LOUNGHOE" all about that shit. 

All-Star Family...Come on Champ you suppose to be that hard dude not no "SOFTIE" can't picture somebody coming into your cell putting in that work on your ass. Now peep this Champ, 52-points in week-1 "SOFT" and 45-points now, that's just "SOFT"  and that's when people invite themselves into your cell, meaning you gotta have  YOUNGHOE put that work in tonight so he don't "F**K YOU" too, you heard.

All-Star Family...The kicking game ain't no joke "I'M HIM" said FAIRBAIRN, 77-points, what the hell, a come from behind victory for LADYMOP, damn, that's was impressive, can't hate.

All-Star Family...Damn Champ, 45-points, is that what we be doing, "NIGGA PLEASE" you know damn well ain't no shitty ass score like that taking your ass to the promise land. You be the "F**KING CHAMP" don't be like that 2022-champ that can't take a punch. You already know this be a "GROWN FOLKS LEAGUE" gotta man your ass up, you feel me.

All-Star Family...Yo Champ, Marvin Jr just went over 100-yards receiving and they're still in the first quarter, that's 30-points he's put on your damn ass, your heard.

All-Star Family...Yo Champ "DID YOUR ASS JUST SEE MARVIN JR" hit your ass for 25-points in just one quarter. Here's a note for your ass, I had is daddy Marvin Sr. as a rookie too, you heard.

All-Star Family...Yo Champ "HERE-WE-GO" week-2 continues today, what your ass gonna do? What ever it be it better be more than that sorry ass 52-points you scored in week-1 you feel me.

All-Star Family...When your ass can win with some weak ass scores like 71,67, & 52 you would think them Nigga's would be thanking the "FOOTBALL GOD" and give him a shoutout for such a football blessing. Them Nigga's know damn well ain't no weak ass scores like those is intimidating anybody's ass. Now if your ass scores 126 & 104 you got the league's attention even if you don't win. Props to those two OG"s for making that statement with them kickers even though James/Stang ass stole another one of my damn rookies with Jake Moody kicking that Nigga to a damn loss, you see that's what "KARMA" will do for your ass. Never the less week-1 is done and crying and whining about your damn receiver dropping a pass ain't changing shit, hell my kicker miss a 49-yard FG and you don't see me asking for a damn diaper, hell this be a "GROWN FOLKS LEAGUE"  so man your ass up.  Now "HERE-WE-GO" the start of week-2 and I got that damn 52-point winner from week-1 who's ass is gotta be feeling some type of way knowing that scoring 52-points ain't about shit and if his ass do that type of shit this week he'll will be going down with a damn loss, now that's what up, let week-2.start tonight.

All-Star Family...Yo y'all "A DIKE FLEEING DICK" is too funny, don't know why CNOTE would continue to clown "7 & 7" aka (BACKCRACKERS) were starting a brand new season and his ass just want let up on that brother. Let's focus and concentrate of the now which is the 2024 season which started off last night with a damn good game and peep my rookie receiver Xavier Worthy scoring 20-points on his NFL-debut making me look like a damn fantasy football genius. Like I told y'all's assess already my ass will be on that damn plaque come the end of the season and that's with five rookies in my starting lineup who's ass laughing now and it's just one damn game. 

I know people are running around in Oboi's locker room wondering if they ass got cut. How do you cut someone on their day off. The season hasn't started yet, you showing you hand Oboi that you can't take a punch!!!👊

All-Star Family...All right now this shit is 7-days away and it's on. But what the hell am I doing playing MITCHFIT's ass on week-1?  My ass should be playing BACKCRACERS (AKA-7 & 7) and league rule has it that the 2023 bottom feeders should be facing off against each other to start off the 2024 season in week-1, am I right. It really don't matter anyhow I'm anticipating an opening day victory regardless with my 5-starting rookies. I do want to respond to the 2023-Champ (AKA TRUMP-NIGGA) remarks about Dak's ass not ever bringing me a title in the eight straight years I've had him and his ass is right. Truth and fact has it my ass hasn't won a  All-Star title since 2014 two years before I drafted (2016) Dak's ass. As a matter of fact Dak's ass is the only rookie I've introduced to this damn league that y'all's asses haven't stole from my ass over the past eight years. Hell Dak's ass couldn't win me one damn game in the final three weeks of the 2022 season to clinch me a championship that MITCHFIT's ass benefited from when we both ended up and had the same damn record of 12-6 to end the 2022 season.  Bottom line he's on my roster again in the 2024 season. Oh by the way regarding my last post I forgot to mention two other of my rookies on y'all rosters in Jake Moody &  Amair Cooper. Yo Champ I know you still have those Trump tendencies and once your ass expedite them I will identify your ass again as that "TRUMP NIGGA" not as Champ even though you stayed on the straight and narrow in 2023 which I for sure don't see happening this season while your ass try to defend your title. I'm coming for all y'all asses and will guarantee my own ass a place on that plaque.

Okay people the draft is over and it's time to make adjustments to your teams. Some of y'all know y'all went down Charter Way and turned on to Air Port Way to get some of those players. Get rid of them and don't be afraid to get rid of the L.S.N.'s. Good luck to everyone this year. James/Stang Out!!!😋

All-Star Family...Ok the draft is over and some of y'all asses were clowning about my roster picks I ain't mad it is what it is.  Last year is behind us and I can admit to the fact I miss last year on Kenny PIckett's bitch ass and it cost my ass big time for keeping him in my damn lineup for six weeks which cause my ass to take my first last place in this league in forty years, hell that shit never has happen before in my All-Star career, so 2023 was history made.  However don't let me flex on y'all asses with these five rookies in my damn lineup come opening day and start the season off by smashing "7 & 7" ass and then will see who's ass got jokes and is laughing. By the way did Cee Dee Lamb, D.K. Metcalf, Chris Olave, George Pickens, Josh Jacobs and Saquon Barkley get drafted by one of y'all's asses, ain't them all Ray/Rays Rookies originals, so let's not get this shit twisted. Let's see if Caleb, Rome, Marvin Jr., Xavier, Bijan & Jahmyr give y'all's asses more laughs on opening day. 

All-Star Family...HERE-WE-GO...HERE-WE-GO...Two days and this shit is on and ain't nobody picking before my ass, you feel me. That's right it's my privilege and football honor as the "CANNONLAND NIGGA" to set this 2024 season off with the first overall draft pick. Since OJ's ass is no longer with us I for sure can't pick his ass right  So I ask myself who am I'm rocking with to start off the 2024 season, shit I don't know. Hell you know what, I'm not stressing over this shit, I'm just gonna rock with my same damn 2023 last place roster excluding that bitch Kenny Pickett. So their y'all asses have it, now leave my last place 2023 roster the "F" along and let me marinate in this "CANNONLAND NIGGA" moment come this 2024 draft, you heard.

All-Star Family...BET, IT WANT BE SOME CHARTER WAY LIQUOR STORE NIGGA...

All-Star Family...As Dak's ass normally would say before each snap "HERE WE GO - HERE WE GO" that's right 10-days before it's draft day. Yo in 2023 I acquired the title of "CANNONLAND NIGGA" because of my last place finish which entitles me to the number one overall draft pick, you feel me. So with that shit being said, let me ask y'all's asses this question, what player will be the first one picked?