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All-Star Family...OH SNAP, no he didn't cut that "LIQUOR STORE NIGGA" quarterback Kyler Murray and pickup another "LIQUOR STORE NIGGA" quarterback named Dak Prescott who I just release off my roster. His ass has done it again and made All-Star League history and we already know about him winning the first seven games to start off a season and then losing seven games in a row which never ever had happen in this league's  44-year history. Yo FAMILY it can't be a move of desperation because his ass is at the top with a 5-1 record so what the hell is he thinking. His ass must not have got the ex-Cowboy Troy Aikman memo about what's happening with that Dallas offense, google those comments my guy.  Dak knows no other All-Star roster but minds in his eight years as a pro and if I'm cutting his ass believe you me the Troy Aikman comments hit home and he nail ii. Caleb Williams is going to be the truth moving forward and Aaron Rogers is hooking up again with Davante Adams on that Jets offense and they are the ones I'm rocking with for the remaining of my 2024 season. I'm 1-5 and making money moves to save my season and Rogers will start this week but Caleb is my starter once he comes back from the bye week so your ass can have that 'LIQUOR STORE NIGGA" Prescott. 

All-Star Family...WOW FAMILY look what happen in week-6 and how the league standings is right about now, four teams at 3-3 two at 5-1 and two at 1-5.  I do acknowledge my ass is in last place in "CANNONLAND" and I'm disappointed in the way my season has been so far but not totally discourage so don't get this shit twisted I ain't liking the situation my ass is in but believe you me it ain't over for my ass just yet.. Anyhow Allen Lazard's 20-points last night that snatched OBOI's ass and kept him in "CANNONLAND" tied for last place for another week had to have been a tough ass one point loss and James/Stang had to be jumping up and down with joy  after snatching that ass. What's hard for me though is watching how all these damn kickers are kicking 50-plus yard field goals and my damn kickers on my roster ain't even attempted not one 50-yarder and have gotten me two points from the kicking position twice this year. So guess what my ass is doing this week, that's right, I'm emailing the commissioner's ass and picking up a damn kicker quick, fast, and in a hurry right after I finished with this damn post.  So that's what up come week seven for my ass is me having another damn kicker in my starting lineup you feel me.

All-Star Family...PAC said "ALL EYEZ ON ME" y'all already know that shit ain't true for my ass, who's got eyes on some last place team at 1-4.  Ok I admit I'm not good with that shit but you know what, I'm only three games out of first place. Peep this, I lost in week-5 and so did three other teams so let me elaborate just a touch on those other three teams starting with the defending champion who's ass is my only victory. Yo champ here's a flash back moment for your ass which is ex-Chief Jamal Charles a former Ray/Ray's Rookie first round drat pick beating on that pre-game drum and I remembered and thought about how your ass snatched him from me then laugh and clowned knowing he was going to be my first round pick again and I said to myself how sweet it would be for your ass to watch that entire game hoping that Alvin Kamara would score for your ass which he didn't and your punk ass lost which made that  "A SWEET FLASHBACK MOMENT" for me seeing you lose my nigga after Jamal had his moment. Then there's MITCHFIT who's ass had two players in his starting lineup who didn't even play in week-5 and his own daddy asking what's going on with his nigga, why is he riding around again on that golf cart in the heat "BUTT NAKED" with nothing but a pair of socks on his damn feet and playing two players that ain't even relevant.  His own daddy has concerns on why his ass only does this crazy ass shit with the golf cart doing the football season, again the daddy has some serious concerns. Then finally there's "BACKCRACKERS" ass finally losing for the first time this season which he is probably relieved and glad that he took a damn loss.  Pressure off now and no need to think about 7 & 7  anymore you still be good my guy ain't nothing wrong being tied for first place. Post revised, my apologies for the incomplete post earlier lost my internet service, now on to week-6.

All-Star Family...That Bitch Saints coach wouldn't give my kicker a shot at that 60-yard 4th quarter FG, asshole. Yo OBOI I was salivating when the Chiefs defense stop that Saints offense at the 42 yard line just smiling my ass off when they didn't converted that 3rd down. Damn, that 30-points would have snatch your ass but if didn't, so props my dude I'll come hang out with your ass in "CANNONLAND" be there in a couple hours so leave the lights on.

All-Star Family...That Saints kicker is coming for your ass tomorrow night OBOI and you already know he's capable of 60-plus recognizing he had 65-points in week-1.  I can't be that one to lose to your ass and give you the first win of the season. Hell to the no I ain't the one and for sure don't want to be in "CANNONLAND" with no "LSN" and that is shade this time. It's just not a good look plus I had my experience already from the 2023 season and it's somebody else turn which happen to be your ass right about now. As Kamala Harris would say, I'm not going back.

All-Star Family...The earlier games for week-5 is done and that Houston Texans kicker Fairbairn put all of his foot in the Champ's ass with them 54-points "WAY TOO GO LADYMOP" beat that 2-2 ass. Yo OBOI did Caleb's 25-points outscore CJ's ass today?

All-Star Family...Damn Champ you sticking out your chest and coming for me now because you have a 51-point lead after Thursday's night game because of that "YOUNG-HOE" that's kicking for you. Hell I already got my lick in and defeated your ass in week-2 and my ass don't need to open up no "F**KING DAY CARE" like that "LSN" OBOI, no shade intended my dude just the reality truth about your ass right about now because of your damn record of 0-4 that puts your ass in that conversation of the "LSN-CAN'T TAKE A PUNCH" team, you feel me.  Yo Champ I really think your ass is confuse because you have your peaks mixed up my nigga don't get it twisted. Last time I checked your record is 2-2 and I'm 1-3 with that only win I got coming against your ass while both your wins have been by a total of six damn points. Hell when I left your damn cell in week-2  7 & 7 was standing outside smiling his ass off waiting his turn to hit that "YARD BITCH ASS" to give you back to back losses in weeks two and three. So pull your chest back in and get off you belly and pull up your damn panties you ain't won shit in week-5 yet. Hell we could have the same damn record come this time next week.and then what will your ass have to say.  So the expression of my thoughts in the last post i made was that of "BACKFIELD FRUSTRATION" where BIJAN's ass ain't getting enough touches from that Atlanta offense even though my freeze Jahmyr Gibbs has scored 50-points this season and is doing his part in my backfield. Bottom line ain't no bitch in my game or BIJAN's and I rocking with him the entire season, you heard.