Guest of the League
Power Rankings
Blitz Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Smokin' Yanks | 1-0 | 147.90 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
 | Bondo's Falcons | 1-0 | 144.05 | 0.995 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 3 |
 | Pot Bellyd Pigs | 1-0 | 147.45 | 0.916 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 9 |
 | Juggernauts | 1-0 | 127.20 | 0.850 | 5 | 8 | 1 | 4 |
 | There be Dragons | 1-0 | 131.90 | 0.792 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 8 |
 | Disgruntled Pelicans | 1-0 | 112.75 | 0.767 | 6 | 10 | 4 | 6 |
 | Thunderbolts | 0-1 | 133.65 | 0.756 | 9 | 6 | 11 | 2 |
 | Harvester of Sorrow | 0-1 | 146.65 | 0.732 | 7 | 3 | 11 | 7 |
 | Charlie's Angels | 0-1 | 106.10 | 0.622 | 12 | 12 | 9 | 1 |
 | DePriest's Destroyers | 0-1 | 134.10 | 0.577 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 10 |
 | Bernie's Bonediggers | 0-1 | 114.40 | 0.390 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 12 |
 | JOHNSON'S KILLER BEES | 0-1 | 112.65 | 0.376 | 11 | 11 | 4 | 11 |
Black & Blue Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Suffering Succotash | 1-0 | 140.90 | 1.000 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
 | Maneater | 1-0 | 149.80 | 0.996 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 |
 | Prince Trevor | 1-0 | 135.90 | 0.988 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 2 |
 | Esto Vir | 1-0 | 122.75 | 0.930 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 1 |
 | Big Blue Wrecking Crew | 1-0 | 144.25 | 0.887 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 9 |
 | GENTLEMAN JACK | 0-1 | 127.90 | 0.730 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 4 |
 | Swindlers & Skunks | 1-0 | 128.60 | 0.720 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 12 |
 | All Liquored Up | 0-1 | 115.45 | 0.600 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 5 |
 | JD's TD Machine | 0-1 | 116.75 | 0.581 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 7 |
 | Hefty Smurfs | 0-1 | 119.25 | 0.539 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 10 |
 | Queen of Beverly Hills | 0-1 | 93.10 | 0.423 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 8 |
 | King of Queens | 0-1 | 99.40 | 0.413 | 11 | 11 | 12 | 11 |
Blue 'N' Gray Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | KILLER ANGELS | 1-0 | 155.90 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | Yankees of New York | 1-0 | 149.15 | 0.912 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 5 |
 | Cleopatra of the Confederacy | 1-0 | 128.40 | 0.831 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
 | Dan Z's Panzies | 1-0 | 132.65 | 0.827 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 7 |
 | Chief Shea | 0-1 | 148.50 | 0.800 | 7 | 3 | 8 | 1 |
 | Gray Ghost | 1-0 | 132.05 | 0.765 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 8 |
 | Border Ruffians | 1-0 | 115.70 | 0.720 | 6 | 8 | 3 | 6 |
 | Lincoln's Logs | 0-1 | 127.50 | 0.635 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 4 |
 | Meade's Madmen | 0-1 | 109.00 | 0.407 | 9 | 9 | 11 | 12 |
 | Shawnee Shotmakers | 0-1 | 101.00 | 0.391 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 9 |
 | Stonewall Brigade | 0-1 | 107.35 | 0.379 | 10 | 10 | 6 | 11 |
 | All Out of Bubblegum? | 0-1 | 104.15 | 0.376 | 11 | 11 | 6 | 10 |
Pain & Suffering Conference
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Papa Smurfs | 1-0 | 178.20 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 3 |
 | Trench Warfare | 1-0 | 150.80 | 0.920 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
 | G-Men | 1-0 | 151.15 | 0.906 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
 | Miller Time | 1-0 | 134.40 | 0.743 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 6 |
 | The Waylen Jalens | 1-0 | 137.90 | 0.720 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 9 |
 | BISP | 0-1 | 134.25 | 0.658 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 4 |
 | SCREAMING EAGLES | 0-1 | 121.10 | 0.569 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 5 |
 | Hairy Chicken Legs | 0-1 | 128.25 | 0.538 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 8 |
 | B Atittudes | 1-0 | 104.00 | 0.536 | 6 | 10 | 4 | 11 |
 | Zisler's Panzies | 0-1 | 108.60 | 0.479 | 10 | 9 | 7 | 7 |
 | Savage Beastmaster | 0-1 | 100.10 | 0.357 | 11 | 11 | 7 | 10 |
 | Whiskey Rebellion | 0-1 | 90.05 | 0.253 | 12 | 12 | 4 | 12 |
