Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Starvin' Marvin | 2-0 | 309.10 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
 | Patssuck7 | 2-0 | 288.20 | 0.990 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
 | *Philadelphia Eagles 1 2025 | 2-0 | 282.05 | 0.891 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
 | Banff Bears | 1-1 | 261.00 | 0.863 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 1 |
 | Perpetually 7th | 2-0 | 248.10 | 0.816 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 4 |
 | Angry Hosers | 1-1 | 276.90 | 0.775 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
 | Space Donkeys | 1-1 | 254.65 | 0.656 | 8 | 7 | 5 | 7 |
 | Weird Science | 1-1 | 260.40 | 0.604 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 10 |
 | THE Hawk Tua's | 0-2 | 195.25 | 0.458 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 9 |
 | Kackling Hyena | 0-2 | 247.75 | 0.452 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 11 |
 | Smokley | 0-2 | 184.25 | 0.446 | 11 | 11 | 9 | 8 |
 | Internal Consulting | 0-2 | 146.15 | 0.259 | 12 | 12 | 9 | 12 |
