Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Patssuck7 | 3-0 | 445.65 | 1.000 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
 | Angry Hosers | 2-1 | 457.35 | 0.933 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 |
 | *Philadelphia Eagles 1 2025 | 3-0 | 420.15 | 0.899 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 5 |
 | Perpetually 7th | 2-1 | 377.20 | 0.855 | 6 | 7 | 3 | 1 |
 | Starvin' Marvin | 2-1 | 430.50 | 0.834 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 6 |
 | Banff Bears | 1-2 | 355.05 | 0.733 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 2 |
 | Weird Science | 2-1 | 405.75 | 0.680 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 10 |
 | Space Donkeys | 1-2 | 403.00 | 0.679 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 7 |
 | THE Hawk Tua's | 1-2 | 321.05 | 0.524 | 9 | 10 | 7 | 9 |
 | Smokley | 1-2 | 312.25 | 0.519 | 10 | 11 | 7 | 8 |
 | Kackling Hyena | 0-3 | 375.90 | 0.445 | 11 | 8 | 11 | 11 |
 | Internal Consulting | 0-3 | 204.45 | 0.249 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 12 |
