Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Jordan Loves the Cowboys | 0-0 | 0.00 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 1 |
 | Billy Ballz | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.940 | 4 | 4 | 16 | 2 |
 | Hit em in the Hein | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.903 | 3 | 3 | 16 | 3 |
 | Hit and Ruggs | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.857 | 16 | 16 | 16 | 4 |
 | Hawk Tuah | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.819 | 9 | 9 | 16 | 5 |
 | The Casketman | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.756 | 8 | 8 | 16 | 6 |
 | Robs Kegstands | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.718 | 12 | 12 | 16 | 7 |
 | EPSTEIN 8 YO- ORGASIMS | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.653 | 7 | 7 | 16 | 8 |
 | Cobra Kyler | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.606 | 13 | 13 | 16 | 9 |
 | FuckFace Fauci | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.561 | 14 | 14 | 16 | 10 |
 | PR Powers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.522 | 15 | 15 | 16 | 11 |
 | Reverse Cowboys | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.473 | 2 | 2 | 16 | 12 |
| Vipers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.436 | 10 | 10 | 16 | 13 |
 | Dragons | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.386 | 6 | 6 | 16 | 14 |
 | Howdy Nabers | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.332 | 11 | 11 | 16 | 15 |
 | Bed Bath & Bijan | 0-0 | 0.00 | 0.265 | 5 | 5 | 16 | 16 |
