Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Hook, Line, and Sphincter | 0-0 | 0 | 1.000 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 1 |
 | Only Shake Your Dikta Twice | 0-0 | 0 | 0.483 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
 | Pistola Grande | 0-0 | 0 | 0.375 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 |
 | Romo is my Homo | 0-0 | 0 | 0.216 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 |
| Ginger Fan | 0-0 | 0 | 0.091 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 | |
 | Team 7 | 0-0 | 0 | 0.091 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 |
