Guest of the League
Power Rankings
| Team | W/L | Points | Power Index | W/L | Points | Sched | Roster | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Whopping pile of shit | 5-1 | 658.30 | 1.000 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
 | ASSMAN | 5-1 | 488.60 | 0.864 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
 | Penis Glenvy | 2-4 | 547.90 | 0.817 | 8 | 2 | 8 | 1 |
 | King Of The Castle | 4-2 | 456.70 | 0.726 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 |
 | Da Vinci Load | 3-3 | 414.50 | 0.656 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 4 |
 | Mahomes for 7 Revenge Tour | 3-3 | 387.20 | 0.593 | 4 | 7 | 4 | 6 |
 | Cum At The King, Best Not Miss | 3-3 | 385.70 | 0.512 | 5 | 8 | 4 | 8 |
 | Del Boca Vista | 3-3 | 363.60 | 0.444 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 9 |
 | Stench | 2-4 | 427.20 | 0.440 | 9 | 5 | 9 | 10 |
 | JETS SMASH!!!! | 0-6 | 337.50 | 0.364 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 7 |
