Guest of the League
Top Performances Week 9
Top Scores
| Shitty F'ing Team | 68.20 |
| Angry Birds | 64.70 |
| Bazooka Joe | 51.30 |
| Bird Balls | 41.60 |
| 2 Buck Chuck | 39.20 |
| LIL BOW WOW | 35.90 |
| Faye'd to Black | 31.20 |
| DFaye the New Guy | 30.60 |
| HAM STRUNG | 27.70 |
| HOOPSTERS | 21.40 |
Top Starters
| Garrett Wilson | BZJ | 30.00 |
| Davante Adams | Shit | 22.10 |
| Joe Mixon | Shit | 19.00 |
| Tank Dell | 2BC | 18.60 |
| Darnell Mooney | BOW | 17.20 |
| Chase Brown | Hmm | 17.10 |
| New York Jets | None | 17.00 |
| Devon Achane | SC | 15.80 |
| C.J. Stroud | MARZ | 15.40 |
| Kirk Cousins | Shit | 15.40 |
Top Bench
| Aaron Rodgers | BB | 22.50 |
| Bo Nix | BZJ | 17.70 |
| Justin Herbert | MARZ | 14.50 |
| Austin Ekeler | BB | 12.90 |
| Dak Prescott | Shit | 10.30 |
| Javonte Williams | 2BC | 9.50 |
| Tua Tagovailoa | Shit | 8.10 |
| Xavier Legette | BOW | 7.90 |
| Jake Ferguson | WWS | 7.80 |
| Zamir White | None | 7.60 |
