1. | Baltimore Ravens | D/ST | BAL | 13 | | TBDThere be Dragons JTMJD's TD Machine SBStonewall Brigade
| 75.4 | 238.00 | 14.00 | 14.33 | 12.00 | 17.00 | 13.00 |
2. | Dallas Cowboys | D/ST | DAL | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 41.1 | 225.00 | 13.24 | 11.00 | 7.00 | 3.00 | 1.00 |
3. | Cleveland Browns | D/ST | CLE | 5 | | HoSHarvester of Sorrow KAKILLER ANGELS
| 56.2 | 222.00 | 13.06 | 12.00 | 17.00 | 13.00 | 19.00 |
4. | Buffalo Bills | D/ST | BUF | 13 | | CACharlie's Angels ALUAll Liquored Up SBStonewall Brigade BB Atittudes
| 87.9 | 218.00 | 12.82 | 15.67 | 19.00 | 10.00 | 16.00 |
5. | Kansas City Chiefs | D/ST | KC | 10 | | PBPPot Bellyd Pigs EVirEsto Vir ABGAll Out of Bubblegum? WARTrench Warfare
| 46.3 | 212.00 | 12.47 | 13.67 | 13.00 | 14.00 | 15.00 |
6. | New York Jets | D/ST | NYJ | 7 | | BFBondo's Falcons SSSwindlers & Skunks NYYYankees of New York WRWhiskey Rebellion
| 84.6 | 211.00 | 12.41 | 15.00 | 9.00 | 13.00 | 6.00 |
7. | San Francisco 49ers | D/ST | SF | 9 | | TBDThere be Dragons BBWCBig Blue Wrecking Crew LLLincoln's Logs SBSavage Beastmaster
| 88.5 | 206.00 | 12.12 | 10.00 | 16.00 | 4.00 | 8.00 |
8. | Miami Dolphins | D/ST | MIA | 10 | | SmokSmokin' Yanks NYYYankees of New York PapaPapa Smurfs
| 20.4 | 197.00 | 11.59 | 5.00 | -3.00 | 10.00 | 30.00 |
9. | New Orleans Saints | D/ST | NO | 11 | | HoSHarvester of Sorrow BBWCBig Blue Wrecking Crew DZPDan Z's Panzies GMG-Men
| 66.2 | 188.00 | 11.06 | 8.33 | 16.00 | -2.00 | 19.00 |
10. | Pittsburgh Steelers | D/ST | PIT | 6 | | DPDisgruntled Pelicans JTMJD's TD Machine GHSTGray Ghost BISPBISP
| 88.0 | 187.00 | 11.00 | 12.67 | 5.00 | 14.00 | 5.00 |
11. | Las Vegas Raiders | D/ST | LV | 13 | | FAFree Agent | 15.1 | 186.00 | 10.94 | 12.67 | 4.00 | 20.00 | 23.00 |
12. | Houston Texans | D/ST | HOU | 7 | | QUENQueen of Beverly Hills RuffBorder Ruffians BB Atittudes
| 57.4 | 182.00 | 10.71 | 13.00 | 23.00 | 8.00 | 20.00 |
13. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | D/ST | TB | 5 | | SheaChief Shea
| 25.6 | 176.00 | 10.35 | 15.67 | 5.00 | 19.00 | 9.00 |
14. | New England Patriots | D/ST | NE | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 11.7 | 175.00 | 10.29 | 14.33 | 15.00 | 17.00 | 10.00 |
15. | Chicago Bears | D/ST | CHI | 13 | | BFBondo's Falcons EVirEsto Vir KAKILLER ANGELS MTMiller Time
| 69.3 | 170.00 | 10.00 | 9.67 | 16.00 | 8.00 | 16.00 |
16. | Minnesota Vikings | D/ST | MIN | 13 | | THUNThunderbolts JTMJD's TD Machine TimMeade's Madmen HCLHairy Chicken Legs
| 89.1 | 165.00 | 9.71 | 1.33 | -2.00 | 5.00 | 8.00 |
17. | Indianapolis Colts | D/ST | IND | 11 | | KingKing of Queens PapaPapa Smurfs
| 39.6 | 161.00 | 9.47 | 4.33 | 5.00 | 0.00 | 20.00 |
18. | New York Giants | D/ST | NYG | 13 | | MXYSuffering Succotash CleoCleopatra of the Confederacy WARTrench Warfare
| 29.5 | 160.00 | 9.41 | 14.00 | 17.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 |
19. | Denver Broncos | D/ST | DEN | 9 | | DDDePriest's Destroyers SSSwindlers & Skunks GHSTGray Ghost MTMiller Time
| 85.6 | 157.00 | 9.24 | 8.67 | 13.00 | 8.00 | -2.00 |
20. | Jacksonville Jaguars | D/ST | JAX | 9 | | FAFree Agent | 11.1 | 157.00 | 9.24 | 11.00 | 24.00 | 3.00 | 7.00 |
21. | Green Bay Packers | D/ST | GB | 6 | | JKBJOHNSON'S KILLER BEES GJGENTLEMAN JACK TimMeade's Madmen ZPZisler's Panzies
| 72.9 | 157.00 | 9.24 | 12.33 | 19.00 | 2.00 | 3.00 |
22. | Atlanta Falcons | D/ST | ATL | 11 | | SESCREAMING EAGLES
| 15.9 | 155.00 | 9.12 | 5.67 | -1.00 | 17.00 | 12.00 |
23. | Detroit Lions | D/ST | DET | 9 | | SMRFHefty Smurfs ABGAll Out of Bubblegum? TWJThe Waylen Jalens
| 32.0 | 152.00 | 8.94 | 10.33 | 8.00 | 14.00 | 11.00 |
24. | Los Angeles Chargers | D/ST | LAC | 5 | | BBBernie's Bonediggers PTPrince Trevor SSShawnee Shotmakers GMG-Men
| 53.2 | 151.00 | 8.88 | 10.33 | 8.00 | 10.00 | -1.00 |
25. | Tennessee Titans | D/ST | TEN | 7 | | PBPPot Bellyd Pigs
| 5.3 | 149.00 | 8.76 | 7.67 | 6.00 | 9.00 | 13.00 |
26. | Cincinnati Bengals | D/ST | CIN | 7 | | SmokSmokin' Yanks MeManeater
| 40.2 | 148.00 | 8.71 | 6.67 | 5.00 | 0.00 | 8.00 |
27. | Carolina Panthers | D/ST | CAR | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 1.1 | 140.00 | 8.24 | 6.33 | 6.00 | 0.00 | 16.00 |
28. | Los Angeles Rams | D/ST | LAR | 10 | | FAFree Agent | 11.8 | 138.00 | 8.12 | 8.67 | 9.00 | 7.00 | 10.00 |
29. | Seattle Seahawks | D/ST | SEA | 5 | | SMRFHefty Smurfs
| 33.8 | 132.00 | 7.76 | 4.00 | -2.00 | 13.00 | 10.00 |
30. | Philadelphia Eagles | D/ST | PHI | 10 | | JugsJuggernauts BBWCBig Blue Wrecking Crew RuffBorder Ruffians
| 48.3 | 127.00 | 7.47 | 5.33 | 2.00 | 10.00 | 7.00 |
31. | Arizona Cardinals | D/ST | ARI | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 6.7 | 103.00 | 6.06 | 4.67 | 7.00 | 3.00 | -3.00 |
32. | Washington Commanders | D/ST | WAS | 14 | | BFBondo's Falcons
| 15.7 | 80.00 | 4.71 | 1.67 | 1.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 |