1. | Dallas Cowboys | D/ST | DAL | 7 | | KSAKing's Swallow Answer
| 41.1 | 186.00 | 10.94 | 7.00 | 3.00 | 0.00 | -2.00 |
2. | Baltimore Ravens | D/ST | BAL | 13 | | BUFBedevere Understands Floating
| 75.4 | 177.00 | 10.41 | 10.00 | 9.00 | 11.00 | 7.00 |
3. | Cleveland Browns | D/ST | CLE | 5 | | MOLMeaning of Leicht
| 56.2 | 173.00 | 10.18 | 8.33 | 11.00 | 11.00 | 14.00 |
4. | New York Jets | D/ST | NYJ | 7 | | CFPCreosote For President
| 84.6 | 169.00 | 9.94 | 13.33 | 7.00 | 10.00 | 4.00 |
5. | Buffalo Bills | D/ST | BUF | 13 | | PDPPaul's Dead Parrots
| 87.9 | 167.00 | 9.82 | 14.33 | 19.00 | 8.00 | 13.00 |
6. | Miami Dolphins | D/ST | MIA | 10 | | DDCDeadly Dirk's Centurions
| 20.4 | 154.00 | 9.06 | 1.67 | -5.00 | 6.00 | 29.00 |
7. | San Francisco 49ers | D/ST | SF | 9 | | ASPAnarcho-Syndicalist Peasants
| 88.5 | 151.00 | 8.88 | 7.00 | 12.00 | 2.00 | 9.00 |
8. | Kansas City Chiefs | D/ST | KC | 10 | | TTNTurned Tua Newt
| 46.3 | 148.00 | 8.71 | 10.00 | 10.00 | 7.00 | 12.00 |
9. | Las Vegas Raiders | D/ST | LV | 13 | | FAFree Agent | 15.1 | 135.00 | 7.94 | 11.00 | 1.00 | 22.00 | 25.00 |
10. | New Orleans Saints | D/ST | NO | 11 | | NDYNot Dead Yet
| 66.2 | 130.00 | 7.65 | 4.33 | 12.00 | -5.00 | 16.00 |
11. | Houston Texans | D/ST | HOU | 7 | | TBSTis But a Scratch
| 57.4 | 124.00 | 7.29 | 11.00 | 23.00 | 7.00 | 15.00 |
12. | Pittsburgh Steelers | D/ST | PIT | 6 | | SEKSilly English Kniggits
| 88.0 | 123.00 | 7.24 | 9.00 | 2.00 | 10.00 | 1.00 |
13. | Indianapolis Colts | D/ST | IND | 11 | | JCLJohn Cleese Lives
| 39.6 | 121.00 | 7.12 | 1.00 | 1.00 | -3.00 | 17.00 |
14. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | D/ST | TB | 5 | | MOLMeaning of Leicht
| 25.6 | 113.00 | 6.65 | 12.00 | 2.00 | 15.00 | 5.00 |
15. | New England Patriots | D/ST | NE | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 11.7 | 111.00 | 6.53 | 11.67 | 11.00 | 17.00 | 6.00 |
16. | Minnesota Vikings | D/ST | MIN | 13 | | ASPAnarcho-Syndicalist Peasants
| 89.1 | 110.00 | 6.47 | -2.33 | -5.00 | 0.00 | 4.00 |
17. | New York Giants | D/ST | NYG | 13 | | FAFree Agent | 29.5 | 108.00 | 6.35 | 12.00 | 14.00 | 5.00 | 3.00 |
18. | Chicago Bears | D/ST | CHI | 13 | | TBSTis But a Scratch
| 69.3 | 107.00 | 6.29 | 5.33 | 12.00 | 4.00 | 14.00 |
19. | Jacksonville Jaguars | D/ST | JAX | 9 | | JCLJohn Cleese Lives
| 11.1 | 103.00 | 6.06 | 9.00 | 23.00 | 1.00 | 3.00 |
20. | Green Bay Packers | D/ST | GB | 6 | | BUFBedevere Understands Floating
| 72.9 | 100.00 | 5.88 | 9.00 | 15.00 | -1.00 | 0.00 |
21. | Atlanta Falcons | D/ST | ATL | 11 | | FAFree Agent | 15.9 | 98.00 | 5.76 | 3.00 | -3.00 | 13.00 | 7.00 |
22. | Carolina Panthers | D/ST | CAR | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 1.1 | 96.00 | 5.65 | 3.33 | 3.00 | -2.00 | 11.00 |
23. | Denver Broncos | D/ST | DEN | 9 | | PDPPaul's Dead Parrots
| 85.6 | 92.00 | 5.41 | 4.00 | 6.00 | 5.00 | -4.00 |
24. | Detroit Lions | D/ST | DET | 9 | | TTNTurned Tua Newt
| 32.0 | 92.00 | 5.41 | 5.67 | 3.00 | 10.00 | 7.00 |
25. | Los Angeles Chargers | D/ST | LAC | 5 | | NDYNot Dead Yet
| 53.2 | 87.00 | 5.12 | 6.33 | 4.00 | 7.00 | -3.00 |
26. | Cincinnati Bengals | D/ST | CIN | 7 | | DDCDeadly Dirk's Centurions
| 40.2 | 85.00 | 5.00 | 3.67 | 2.00 | -3.00 | 4.00 |
27. | Tennessee Titans | D/ST | TEN | 7 | | FAFree Agent | 5.3 | 82.00 | 4.82 | 3.33 | 1.00 | 6.00 | 13.00 |
28. | Philadelphia Eagles | D/ST | PHI | 10 | | CFPCreosote For President
| 48.3 | 79.00 | 4.65 | 2.67 | 4.00 | 4.00 | 4.00 |
29. | Los Angeles Rams | D/ST | LAR | 10 | | KSAKing's Swallow Answer
| 11.8 | 78.00 | 4.59 | 5.33 | 5.00 | 4.00 | 5.00 |
30. | Seattle Seahawks | D/ST | SEA | 5 | | FAFree Agent | 33.8 | 77.00 | 4.53 | 0.00 | -5.00 | 9.00 | 6.00 |
31. | Arizona Cardinals | D/ST | ARI | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 6.7 | 47.00 | 2.76 | 0.67 | 3.00 | -1.00 | -5.00 |
32. | Washington Commanders | D/ST | WAS | 14 | | FAFree Agent | 15.7 | 21.00 | 1.24 | -2.00 | -3.00 | 1.00 | 2.00 |