Guest of the League
Points
| Ronald Reagan (Republican Conference) Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Howdy Nabers | 797.14 | |
 | Robs Kegstands | 689.08 | -108.06 |
 | Hawk Tuah | 644.28 | -152.86 |
 | FuckFace Fauci | 626.34 | -170.80 |
| Donald Trump (Republican Conference) Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Racists Lezbos | 714.65 | |
 | Cobra Kyler | 710.69 | -3.96 |
 | Dragons | 687.25 | -27.40 |
 | PR Powers | 619.25 | -95.40 |
| JFK (Democrat Conference) Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Reverse Cowboys | 833.09 | |
 | Deshaun's massage class | 697.63 | -135.46 |
 | Bed Bath & Bijan | 687.47 | -145.62 |
 | The Casketman | 625.94 | -207.15 |
| FDR (Democrat Conference) Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Hit and Ruggs | 793.54 | |
 | Hit em in the Hein | 725.86 | -67.68 |
| Vipers | 702.85 | -90.69 |
 | Billy Ballz | 698.48 | -95.06 |
