Guest of the League
Points
| NFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Coxzilla Crushers | 448 | |
 | The Clots | 399 | -49 |
 | WHO DEY | 340 | -108 |
 | Wart Hogs | 315 | -133 |
 | Hairy Black Balls | 301 | -147 |
| AFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | BallBusters | 496 | |
 | Towel Boys | 483 | -13 |
 | Wacker's Smackers | 475 | -21 |
 | Indy United | 416 | -80 |
 | Crab Man | 256 | -240 |
