Guest of the League
Points
| NFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Coxzilla Crushers | 707 | |
 | The Clots | 651 | -56 |
 | WHO DEY | 610 | -97 |
 | Wart Hogs | 590 | -117 |
 | Hairy Black Balls | 551 | -156 |
| AFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | BallBusters | 778 | |
 | Wacker's Smackers | 763 | -15 |
 | Towel Boys | 699 | -79 |
 | Indy United | 631 | -147 |
 | Crab Man | 483 | -295 |
