Guest of the League
Points
| NFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Coxzilla Crushers | 731 | |
 | The Clots | 651 | -80 |
 | WHO DEY | 624 | -107 |
 | Wart Hogs | 608 | -123 |
 | Hairy Black Balls | 557 | -174 |
| AFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | BallBusters | 790 | |
 | Wacker's Smackers | 772 | -18 |
 | Towel Boys | 731 | -59 |
 | Indy United | 631 | -159 |
 | Crab Man | 483 | -307 |
