Guest of the League
Points
| NFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Coxzilla Crushers | 707 | |
 | The Clots | 651 | -56 |
 | WHO DEY | 624 | -83 |
 | Wart Hogs | 599 | -108 |
 | Hairy Black Balls | 552 | -155 |
| AFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | BallBusters | 778 | |
 | Wacker's Smackers | 766 | -12 |
 | Towel Boys | 714 | -64 |
 | Indy United | 631 | -147 |
 | Crab Man | 483 | -295 |
