Guest of the League
Points
| NFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Coxzilla Crushers | 421 | |
 | The Clots | 399 | -22 |
 | WHO DEY | 340 | -81 |
 | Hairy Black Balls | 301 | -120 |
 | Wart Hogs | 294 | -127 |
| AFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | BallBusters | 489 | |
 | Towel Boys | 483 | -6 |
 | Wacker's Smackers | 475 | -14 |
 | Indy United | 416 | -73 |
 | Crab Man | 256 | -233 |
