Guest of the League
Points
| NFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Coxzilla Crushers | 588 | |
 | The Clots | 547 | -41 |
 | WHO DEY | 501 | -87 |
 | Wart Hogs | 490 | -98 |
 | Hairy Black Balls | 437 | -151 |
| AFC Division | Points | Behind | |
|---|---|---|---|
 | BallBusters | 684 | |
 | Wacker's Smackers | 599 | -85 |
 | Towel Boys | 592 | -92 |
 | Indy United | 563 | -121 |
 | Crab Man | 426 | -258 |
