Guest of the League
| PLAYER | POS | NFL | BYE | INJ | SAL | THRU | OPP | DATE | LINEUP | PTS | SCORING |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kyler Murray | QB | ARI | 11 | $60 | 2026 | LAC | Mon 9:00pm ET | Starter | 0 | ||
| James Cook | RB | BUF | 12 | $41 | 2025 | TEN | Final | Starter | 11 | James Cook 12 rushing atts (2 pts) James Cook 32 rushing yds (3 pts) James Cook 11 yd TD rush (6 pts) | |
| Justin Jefferson | WR | MIN | 6 | $145 | 2025 | DET | Final | Starter | 28 | Justin Jefferson 7 receptions (14 pts) Justin Jefferson 81 receiving yds (8 pts) Justin Jefferson 25 yd TD reception (6 pts) | |
| Diontae Johnson | WR | CAR | 11 | Q | $16 | 2024 | @WAS | 3rd Qtr 7:09 | Starter | 3 | Diontae Johnson 1 reception (2 pts) Diontae Johnson 17 receiving yds (1 pts) |
| Malik Nabers | WR | NYG | 11 | $0 | 2024 | PHI | Final | Starter | 12 | Malik Nabers 4 receptions (8 pts) Malik Nabers 41 receiving yds (4 pts) | |
| Sam LaPorta | TE | DET | 5 | $71 | 2026 | @MIN | Final | Starter | 4 | Sam LaPorta 1 reception (2 pts) Sam LaPorta 25 receiving yds (2 pts) | |
| Blake Grupe | K | NO | 12 | $5 | 2024 | DEN | Final | Starter | 5 | Blake Grupe 1 made PAT (1 pts) Blake Grupe 35 yd FG (4 pts) | |
| Buffalo Bills | D/ST | BUF | 12 | $5 | 2026 | TEN | Final | Starter | 17 | Buffalo Bills 1 fumble recovered (2 pts) Buffalo Bills 1 interception (2 pts) Buffalo Bills 3 sacks (3 pts) Buffalo Bills 10 pts allowed (10 pts) | |
| Brock Purdy | QB | SF | 9 | $2 | 2026 | KC | Half | Bench | 3 | Brock Purdy 8 completions (1 pts) Brock Purdy 113 passing yds (4 pts) Brock Purdy 1 interception thrown (-2 pts) | |
| Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | 11 | X | $0 | 2024 | @WAS | 3rd Qtr 7:09 | Bench | 0 | |
| James Conner | RB | ARI | 11 | $31 | 2024 | LAC | Mon 9:00pm ET | Bench | 0 | ||
| Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE | 14 | Q | $21 | 2024 | @JAX | Final | Bench | 6 | Rhamondre Stevenson 7 rushing atts (1 pts) Rhamondre Stevenson 18 rushing yds (1 pts) Rhamondre Stevenson 2 receptions (4 pts) |
| Kenneth Walker III | RB | SEA | 10 | Q | $28 | 2025 | @ATL | Final | Bench | 26 | Kenneth Walker III 14 rushing atts (2 pts) Kenneth Walker III 69 rushing yds (6 pts) Kenneth Walker III 2 receptions (4 pts) Kenneth Walker III 24 receiving yds (2 pts) Kenneth Walker III 20 yd TD rush (6 pts) Kenneth Walker III 17 yd TD reception (6 pts) |
| Nico Collins | WR | HOU | 14 | X | $3 | 2026 | @GB | Final | Bench | 0 | |
| Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 11 | $0 | 2024 | LAC | Mon 9:00pm ET | Bench | 0 | ||
| Kyle Pitts | TE | ATL | 12 | $78 | 2025 | SEA | Final | Bench | 20 | Kyle Pitts 7 receptions (14 pts) Kyle Pitts 65 receiving yds (6 pts) |
Team Salary: $506
Starters: 80 pts
Bench: 55 pts
Game Schedule
| WEEK | SCORE | HIGH SCORER | OPPONENT | SCORE | RESULT | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | 116 149 | Rhamondre Stevenson (29) Best Roster | vs | Crap Storm | 134 | LOSS WIN | ||
| Week 2 | 201 224 | Malik Nabers (38) Best Roster | vs | Buckwheats Bum Bar | 130 | WIN | ||
| Week 3 | 173 208 | Brock Purdy (36) Best Roster | vs | Sheriff Frontbutt | 143 | WIN | ||
| Week 4 | 141 195 | Nico Collins (50) Best Roster | vs | Madman's Electronics | 197 | LOSS | ||
| Week 5 | 124 143 | Kyler Murray (28) Best Roster | vs | Petre's Wing-T formation | 157 | LOSS | ||
| Week 6 | 121 137 | Brock Purdy (32) Best Roster | vs | Skank Bus | 142 | LOSS | ||
| Week 7 | 80 122 | Justin Jefferson (28) Best Roster | vs | Reapers | 80 | |||
| Week 8 | vs | Crap Storm | ||||||
| Week 9 | vs | Buckwheats Bum Bar | ||||||
| Week 10 | vs | Ground and Pound | ||||||
| Week 11 | vs | Sheriff Frontbutt | ||||||
| Week 12 | vs | Petre's Wing-T formation | ||||||
| Week 13 | vs | Skank Bus | ||||||
| Week 14 | vs | Tailgators | ||||||
| Playoff Week 1 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 2 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 3 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
| Playoff Week 4 | -- No Game Scheduled -- | |||||||
Transactions
| Acquired | Blake Grupe K NO | Waiver Wire ($5) | Week 5 | Wed Oct 2 12:05am ET |
| Released | Harrison Butker K KC | Waiver Wire | Week 5 | Wed Oct 2 12:05am ET |
| Acquired | Sam LaPorta TE DET | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sun Aug 25 11:40pm ET |
| Acquired | Kyler Murray QB ARI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sun Aug 25 11:40pm ET |
| Acquired | Justin Jefferson WR MIN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sun Aug 25 11:40pm ET |
| Acquired | Jonathon Brooks RB CAR | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sun Aug 25 11:40pm ET |
| Acquired | Marvin Harrison Jr. WR ARI | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sun Aug 25 11:40pm ET |
| Acquired | Malik Nabers WR NYG | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sun Aug 25 11:40pm ET |
| Released | Greg Dulcich TE DEN | Commissioner | Week 1 | Sat Aug 24 10:57pm ET |
| Released | Zach Wilson QB DEN | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Kyler Murray QB ARI | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Kendrick Bourne WR NE | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Josh Reynolds WR DEN | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
| Released | Davante Adams WR NYJ | Contract Expired | Week 1 | Fri Mar 1 8:32am ET |
Trades
No trades have been performed by this team.
Salary Cap: $500
| ROSTER | CAP ADJUSTMENTS | NET CAP | $506 | $50 | $550 |
|---|---|---|
| Adjustments: | ||
| 1st place toilet bowl | $50 | 11:35pm ET |
| reset | ($15) | 10:01pm ET |
| 4th place toilet bowl | $15 | 1:56am ET |
| Adjust new year | ($15) | 1:53am ET |
| Adjust | $15 | 1:57am ET |
| Adj | ($25) | 2:30pm ET |
| reset to 500 | ($35) | 7:43pm ET |
| 10th place | $25 | 7:40pm ET |
| 11th place | $35 | 12:43pm ET |
| Reset | ($25) | 12:40pm ET |
| 10th place | $25 | 7:59pm ET |
| Reset | ($15) | 7:57pm ET |
| 9th Place | $15 | 9:49pm ET |
Net Cap is base salary cap plus adjustments to team's cap.
Team Information
Owner:
Jerry Bailey
Division:
Donkey Kong
