| RankingRank | Team | Grade | Projected | Best Value | Strengths | Needs |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Drago All American 40 | A+ | 1,810 Pts12-3 | R9 P6 C.Hubbard +23 ADP | RB / WR | QB / TE |
| 2nd | Hammond Bears | A | 1,802 Pts13-2 | R7 P1 J.Burrow +7 ADP | RB / TE | QB / WR |
| 3rd | 2Npink1Nstink30AA | A- | 1,783 Pts11-4 | R12 P9 W.Marks +31 ADP | RB / WR | QB / TE |
| 4th | My Little Pwny 052 | B+ | 1,755 Pts12-3 | R8 P10 C.Tate +16 ADP | WR / TE | QB / RB |
| 5th | DEVILDOG 8 | B | 1,744 Pts9-6 | R9 P5 J.Croskey-Merritt +7 ADP | WR / TE | QB / RB |
| 6th | Lamb Chops | B | 1,720 Pts7-8 | R15 P11 R.Doubs +49 ADP | RB / WR | QB / TE |
| 7th | Gridiron Gorillas IX | B- | 1,731 Pts6-9 | R13 P10 M.Lemon +41 ADP | RB / WR | QB / TE |
| 8th | El Bandito 8-15 SJ6 50 | B- | 1,730 Pts8-7 | R14 P11 J.Higgins +16 ADP | RB / TE | QB / WR |
| 9th | Chicago Bruisers | C+ | 1,705 Pts5-10 | R10 P6 I.Likely +21 ADP | RB / TE | QB / WR |
| 10th | Floppy Weiner8 | C | 1,693 Pts5-10 | R13 P9 A.Kamara +32 ADP | RB / WR | QB / TE |
| 11th | 159 | C | 1,653 Pts0-15 | R16 P5 C.Okonkwo +26 ADP | RB / WR | QB / TE |
| 12th | Fantastic Moore | C- | 1,642 Pts2-13 | R16 P1 N.Patriots +11 ADP | QB / TE | RB / WR |
| Red Division | |||||
| # | Team | W | L | T | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| - |
Gridiron Gorillas IX
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| - |
Lamb Chops
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| - |
Fantastic Moore
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| - |
DEVILDOG 8
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Blue Division | |||||
| # | Team | W | L | T | Pts |
| - |
My Little Pwny 052
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| - |
Chicago Bruisers
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| - |
159
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| - |
2Npink1Nstink30AA
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| White Division | |||||
| # | Team | W | L | T | Pts |
| - |
Drago All American 40
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| - |
Hammond Bears
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| - |
El Bandito 8-15 SJ6 50
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
| - |
Floppy Weiner8
|
0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 |
Ben Johnson left Detroit thinking he was upgrading.
“Chicago Bears. Historic franchise. Big city. Huge opportunity.”
Then they moved to Hammond, Indiana.
Ben showed up, looked around and said:
“Wait… I left Detroit for THIS?”
He didn’t leave the Lions for Chicago.
He left the Lions for a place where Chicago is the tourist attraction.
Now his daily commute is basically:
“Welcome to Indiana. Please enjoy your stay. Chicago is 20 minutes away.”
The Bears sold him on the Windy City and delivered the windy side of the state line.
Detroit fans can finally say:
“Ben, you didn’t escape Detroit. You just drove south on I-94.”
And the best part?
He left a team in Detroit…
…to coach a team whose new home is basically Indiana’s version of Detroit.
Somewhere, Dan Campbell is laughing and saying:
“Man… that’s a tough break, brother.”
