That may be the greatest quote of all time. Jack wears Daisy Dukes and Roller skates up and down MLK on Friday Nights. 

Jack wears Daisy-Dooks and roller skates up and down MLK on friday nights 😍

first thing first , don't like the league new format 😞, why change something that works ? like getting rid of your favorite lady of the night from your favorite message parlor 😒. 2end thing was going to go Old School this year like back in the drunken drug induced days , now just drunken  & slightly drug induced days , i now smash pins on friday nights , thats bowling for the Ratard and had half of season of --- spew ready to go 😉 i must be cuntsiderate for the Jr JPD and keep it clean but still mean for the little fuck-stick 😉so i will bend a little like Rob bending over to pick up a nickel , wonder if Jr JPD is as mesmerized by nickels as his father ? they say the lemon doesn't fall from the lemon  tree from wich it was cuntcevived 😉. Thanks John for drafting Draps May , had that terd-sniffer on my board 👍and finally nice start Billy 🙃👊and to finish off the first meaningfull post of the year All The Way with Tampa Bay 

injury bug bitting early this year 😦

If I missed anything with regards to players please let me know. I wanted to get to watch the FSU game that was delayed by almost 2 hours so I didn’t double check rosters